WHY CAN I NOT HOLSTER MY DAMN BANANAS

[jasevk 10]

For some strange reason, I cannot holster my banana. This is a weird bug that really should be put into the game. 

 

Sincerely,
Dissapointed DayZ/ Banana Fan

[mzltv 2281]

Good effort. 7/10 for originality in respect of the banana/holster situation.

Would happily be trolled by again.

[Blackcan 3]

to be honestly... this is a fucking awesome "easter egg"

[Tara505 18]

Meh, you gave me a little chuckle. Enjoy your beans. ♥

 

Now watch a bunch of people copy your joke and run it to the ground.

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

For some reason I read it as 'bandana'. I think I'm going text-blind. :-/

[thelonelyone 103]

i'd give this 0/10

 

would not bang read again.

[Doge (DayZ) 0]

wow amaze pls do it rokeet

[desryachri 95]

i found a pristine rotten banana  <_<

[Weedz 1105]

In;B4 added in next patch.