Mori (DayZ) 8 Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) In this thread, we write haikus to express how we feel about DayZ Standalone5 syllables7 syllables5 syllables Try it. it will make you feel better. Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mori (DayZ) 8 Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Need something to drinkLook, rocket aviatorsThis is your story Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) dayz standalonehow can u sell it broken?please refund me nowonly kidding therecan you see what i did there?check out my mad girth Edited December 17, 2013 by mzltv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spacehogking 5 Posted December 17, 2013 I got all geared upLife couldn't be better butI am unconscious. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mori (DayZ) 8 Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) DayZ standaloneYou fill a void in my lifeI feel light headed Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iAwesome 128 Posted December 17, 2013 I feel faintI feel unsteadyMy stomach grumbles 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mori (DayZ) 8 Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) M4 with no clipEscape, Exit, new serverBalota airfield Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calixus 48 Posted February 13, 2014 Something is cominga bullet from a black guywithout any pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frosti 2165 Posted February 13, 2014 Roses ar red Violets are bule When I see I kill you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted February 13, 2014 I'm in BalotaI know you need some baked beansStop whining at me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted February 13, 2014 That bloody harpyShe dares loot my cadaver?Only my dear wife 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ploulaf 89 Posted February 13, 2014 See that gear up hereJust lemme climb that ladderShouldn't have done that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) Ran across the mapFound a gun and some ammoNo can opener? Edited February 13, 2014 by DoctorBadSign Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) I ran across the map FAILFound a gun and some ammo WINNo can opener? WIN Edited February 13, 2014 by Grimey Rick 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted February 13, 2014 I ran across the map FAILFound a gun and some ammo WINNo can opener? WIN Lol yeah I realised my fail and corrected it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted February 13, 2014 Lol yeah I realised my fail and corrected it Hahahaha, I had to edit my second FAIL. You totally trolled me, I was like WTF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
