HAIKU

[Mori (DayZ) 8]

In this thread, we write haikus to express how we feel about DayZ Standalone

5 syllables

7 syllables

5 syllables

 

Try it. it will make you feel better.

Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori

[Mori (DayZ) 8]

Need something to drink

Look, rocket aviators

This is your story

Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori

[mzltv 2281]

dayz standalone

how can u sell it broken?

please refund me now

only kidding there

can you see what i did there?

check out my mad girth

Edited December 17, 2013 by mzltv

[Spacehogking 5]

I got all geared up

Life couldn't be better but

I am unconscious.

[Mori (DayZ) 8]

DayZ standalone

You fill a void in my life

I feel light headed

Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori

[iAwesome 128]

I feel faint
I feel unsteady
My stomach grumbles

[Mori (DayZ) 8]

M4 with no clip

Escape, Exit, new server

Balota airfield

Edited December 17, 2013 by Mori

[Calixus 48]

Something is coming

a bullet from a black guy

without any pants

[frosti 2165]

Roses ar red

 

Violets are bule

 

When I see

 

I kill you

[doctorbadsign 645]

I'm in Balota

I know you need some baked beans

Stop whining at me

[Grimey Rick 3417]

That bloody harpy

She dares loot my cadaver?

Only my dear wife

[ploulaf 89]

See that gear up here

Just lemme climb that ladder

Shouldn't have done that

[doctorbadsign 645]

Ran across the map

Found a gun and some ammo

No can opener?

Edited February 13, 2014 by DoctorBadSign

[Grimey Rick 3417]

I ran across the map FAIL

Found a gun and some ammo WIN

No can opener? WIN

Edited February 13, 2014 by Grimey Rick

[doctorbadsign 645]

 

I ran across the map FAIL

Found a gun and some ammo WIN

No can opener? WIN

 

 

Lol yeah I realised my fail and corrected it

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Lol yeah I realised my fail and corrected it

 

Hahahaha, I had to edit my second FAIL. You totally trolled me, I was like WTF?