KABOOM!!!

[LeeHarveyEnfield 311]

'jesus Lee there's four f*cking satchel charges in the UAZ' exclaimed Beansy

 

'Yeah I know' I replied pretending not to be as excited as he was

'Why didn't you say owt?' he enquired

'slipped my mind' I lied, in truth I was planning to hide them and bring them out later and surprise him but forgot to put them in my backpack.

 

'We can do some serious damage with these babies' chuckled the now ebullient Beansy

'Oh yeah, indeed we can' I agreed 'and I know just how we're going to do just that Beansy'

 

So the plan was formed.

Beansy had joined the server admins in their teamspeak posing as a noob looking for a community, they were very pleasant and told him to feel free and hop on anytime, Beansy was outstanding as a clueless noob and they took an instant shine to him, if only they knew what a cold hearted calculating bastard he really is and that I was sat only 3 feet away from him putting the finishing touches on our ambush plan.

 

The next day Beansy went into their channel and exclaimed excitedly 'I found a jeep but I don't know if its sniper bait like what I saw in frankies video'

they advised him to stay out of sight and keep an eye on it, they would come over and check the coast was clear and if needs be help him fix the jeep up, 'OK, i'll just keep a watch on it' said beansy as he threw me a knowing wink, he then gave them coordinates.

 

I was several hundred metres away ghillied up and watching through rangefinders when I heard the heli fly overhead, they hovered above the UAZ for about 2 minutes all the while explaining to beansy what was going to happen, while he in turn, mic muted explained to me. eventually one of them parachuted down and ran over to the UAZ, he relayed the info that it was drivable then the heli descended.

 

Beansy was already giggling, I scrolled the mouse wheel to 'detonate bombs(4)' and held my breath as the heli touched down a few metres away from the vehicle, right in the middle of our little boom ring.

I left clicked and the charges simultaneously exploded, all 5 admins died instantly and within seconds the vehicles began to burn and secondary explosions rang out.

 

Beansy, by now beside himself with joy screamed into teamspeak 'HAHA BURN YOU BITCHES'

He then unplugged his mic and we both sat back as the speakers erupted with a symphonic tirade of pure butthurt and pain and rage and fury that was truly sublime and as we sipped our coffee and leant back in our chairs we high 5'd each other, laughing at the futile insults that continued to flow.

 

Satisfied and happy with a job well done we left the server.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[weparo 613]

Now that's a prick move... pretty elaborate though. Still, I don't come along well who kill vehicles (especially helis) without need. Vehicle KoS if you want. :P

[kevsta545 451]

This is the last story i read of yours :/ too just douchy for my taste, I understand that its a survival game and your posing as bandits and all but the teamspeak thing just makes me get annoyed.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

:emptycan: Please refer to your last thread for me defining pathetic.

 

this is not how banditry is suppose to be committed. 

[BelMarduk 169]

This is the last story i read of yours :/ too just douchy for my taste, I understand that its a survival game and your posing as bandits and all but the teamspeak thing just makes me get annoyed.

all in all, I love this! Team speak and other ways of meta-gaming detract for the 'true survival' aspect of the game. Using TS against users of TS (or whatever meta gaming device used) is absolute brilliance! (IMHO). keep it up LHE!

[haywardgb 129]

It's a real shame to see such a seemingly intelligent person, behave in such an obviously vulgar manner.  His parents must be so proud. 

[Dyckman 26]

Now this, made me laugh.

 

I love your world play man.

 

Although I do not play like this and don't agree with it, this is like a slip from a journal host of a total "asshole"(you ofc :D)

 

I don't understand why people look past how good and detailed you write. What I like reading most about, is how some people can paste a mental image in your head. If you were to make a book, about your adventures with your mate I'd totally read it. Despite me playing the complete opposite it's a good read.

[wild_man 4442]

Now this, made me laugh.

 

I love your world play man.

 

Although I do not play like this and don't agree with it, this is like a slip from a journal host of a total "asshole"(you ofc :D)

 

I don't understand why people look past how good and detailed you write. What I like reading most about, is how some people can paste a mental image in your head. If you were to make a book, about your adventures with your mate I'd totally read it. Despite me playing the complete opposite it's a good read.

what he say ^^

me too I don't like 3rd party comms abuse >:(

is same like server hop and other exploit :|

but you tell good story enjoy for read :thumbsup:  :)

[leftcrusade 33]

Another great story lee!

Keep on posting!

[Griffith 62]

Another group that calls out, look at us look at how l33t we are.