LeeHarveyEnfield 311 Posted December 11, 2013 (edited) here comes one look at him, running along the coastal road pistol out 3 zeds in tow, no doubt the beach boys 'California dreaming' is playing at full volume inside his empty head. 'He's only got a pistol Lee' says Beansy'yeah, but look at the state of him' I reply, my voice dripping with contempt'yeah, hehe, you're right, let's waste the fucker' laughs beansy we get to our feet and run down the slope towards him, as he sees us he stops, crouches then stands then crouches then crouch runs away back towards kamenka, then he stands up again and goes into full sprint, pathetic, really pathetic. 'OI, NOBHEAD' shouts Beansy, I chuckle and let a few rounds fly, I'm aiming at his legs and down he goes. He lays still.unconscious, 'you grab him Beansy, i'll get the zeds' I suggest.Beansy grabs him while I get the zeds. Beansy is dragging the now conscious idiot along the sandy beach, the fool is calling out in direct chat something about bandages and blood but I cant be sure because my AKM is too loud, I'm taking pot-shots but deliberately missing (only just) while Beany laughs in direct and asks me to be fucking careful. I stop shooting and Beansy waits for me to catch up, still maintaining his grip on the hapless no-mark.I switch to hatchet and lean over into our captives face, he's talking again so I literally scream into direct 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'He falls silent, I apply a bandage and give him a blood bag. 'Sorry about that mate, we thought you were someone else', if we let you go will you be a good little boy and drop your pistol?' I ask gently with kind concern 'Yes, I promise' he responds, full of hope'Well.... I'm afraid to say ...I...DONT...FUCKING...BELIEVE...YOU!!!' each shouted word accompanied by an axe strike and I kept on smashing my axe into his skull until he breathed his last. and all the while Beansy laughed coldly, uncaringly, mockingly in direct chat. Seconds later our victim leaves the server. Edited December 11, 2013 by LeeHarveyEnfield 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leftcrusade 33 Posted December 11, 2013 Haha, good story Lee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted December 11, 2013 nice one Lee :beans: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conkykillz 791 Posted December 11, 2013 Like flies too a turd 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cap'n (DayZ) 1827 Posted December 12, 2013 Real creative, bud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OfficerRaymond 2064 Posted December 12, 2013 Like flies too a turdFreakin' stinks in here. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leftcrusade 33 Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) Freakin' stinks in here. I guess this is a better forum for you.http://mlpforums.com/forum/1-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/I think this forum (Dayz forum) is too scary for you, thats why you're always angry. Edited December 12, 2013 by Gigantic Ballsack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tmerc44 17 Posted December 12, 2013 Sounds like he was a fresh spawn! Goooood job!!! Lol pussy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korsbaek 1778 Posted December 12, 2013 No need to call him names just because you think you're better than him... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brzator47@gmail.com 524 Posted December 12, 2013 Just out curiosity, why is it that you always refer to people you meet as idiots or empty headed morons? Is it because you're better than them at a video game? You come across as a real douche tbh and I don't mean that because you killed a guy with nothing but a pistol on him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted December 12, 2013 Just out curiosity, why is it that you always refer to people you meet as idiots or empty headed morons? Is it because you're better than them at a video game? You come across as a real douche tbh and I don't mean that because you killed a guy with nothing but a pistol on him. It's because he's a troll. He does this stuff to get a reaction out of people. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mercules 1290 Posted December 12, 2013 Just out curiosity, why is it that you always refer to people you meet as idiots or empty headed morons? Is it because you're better than them at a video game? You come across as a real douche tbh and I don't mean that because you killed a guy with nothing but a pistol on him. No, they are idiots because they spawned and haven't had a chance to arm themselves yet. How stupid of them. Basic schoolyard bully logic. The few times where he actually has someone capable of shooting back are more interesting, but even then they typically are not as well armed as he. Boring, "I kill newspawns and stroke my murderboner while doing it." stories are boring. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OfficerRaymond 2064 Posted December 12, 2013 I guess this is a better forum for you.http://mlpforums.com/forum/1-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/I think this forum (Dayz forum) is too scary for you, thats why you're always angry.I like this forum better, I think I'll stay. Cute name though. Did you come up with it all by yourself, or did you require some... 'assistance'? All these assumptions that I'm angry... the only thing that gives me more lulz are these stories. I'm far from being any form of angry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leftcrusade 33 Posted December 12, 2013 Mmm..."Seriously, quit talking shit. I have an account on the forum and I use it to post shit. If you don't like my replies then don't fucking read em'. If you have a problem with me, take it up with my ass and kiss it.""Freakin' stinks in here." Sounds pretty angry to me... Oh yeah, what a great comeback you made...NOTEven a retarded sheep could come up with a better comeback. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OfficerRaymond 2064 Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) Mmm..."Seriously, quit talking shit. I have an account on the forum and I use it to post shit. If you don't like my replies then don't fucking read em'. If you have a problem with me, take it up with my ass and kiss it.""Freakin' stinks in here." Sounds pretty angry to me... Oh yeah, what a great comeback you made...NOTEven a retarded sheep could come up with a better comeback.So... you judge my entire attitude on the forums off of a single post that I made? And now you're talking about comebacks as if we were in the third grade and making yo' momma jokes. I don't see how me responding to Conkykillz post with a humorous remark constitutes being any level of angry.... But I guess I have to realize that some people on the internet lack the comprehension or intelligence to figure anything out. Looks like I've found a prime example. I really don't know why I keep engaging in conversations with people that are clearly too stupid to use any real world understanding. Maybe it's because in my profession I have to keep my mouth shut around people with levels of unimaginable stupidity. Oh well. I'm not gonna rack up another warning point arguing with someone who has been a member for less than a month and can't come up with an actual, non-troll name. These topics seem to be the breeding ground AND toilet for the shite of the forums. I should probably stop visiting. lmfao Edited December 12, 2013 by OfficerRaymond 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leftcrusade 33 Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) Haha, you're actually calling me stupid because I don't have two thousand posts? Because I have other things in my life than posting in a forum?Your arguments are incredibly dumb.Also, you say I judged your 'entire attitude' on one single post? If you look through your eyes at my post, you see two quotes from you. And I wasn't only judging your attitude on that, but also on other members who were posting about your 'butthurt rage'.At the end of your post you're acting like a poor dog. And you act like you're better than others writing about your 'profession'. I guess you like to feel better than others. And you tell yourself you are because you have a shitload of posts, are you really proud of having nothing else to do?oh yeah, you said: 'I should probably stop visiting. lmfao'I think that's a very good idea. Edited December 12, 2013 by Gigantic Ballsack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedScare 353 Posted December 12, 2013 I believe mods have warned about flaming each other on Lee's threads. Please shut the fuck up and don't comment if you don't like it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conkykillz 791 Posted December 13, 2013 It is just like in Game, i must be near a dead body because all i hear is FLIES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feral (DayZ) 622 Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) I lol'd not only at the story which was very funny but at the reactions of butthurt, rage and tears which ensued from the same old faces.Officer Raymond and conkykillz in particular never miss an opportunity to bitch and moan and cry and hate, whether or not you like the OP's work at least he is contributing in a creative and positive manner, whereas you 2 trolls only bring the forums down to a base level. Officer Raymond and Conkykillz - I laugh at you but I pity you too, it must be absolutely awful to have that kind of negative hate-filled outlook on life. leeHarveyEnfield - I salute you sir Edited December 13, 2013 by (MUC) Feral 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conkykillz 791 Posted December 14, 2013 (edited) I dont have a problem with Lee apart from his derogative attitude towards everyone he meets but he has special needs. I am sick of seeing all these other "So Called Bandits KISSING HIS ARSE" MMMMMMMMM lee your story's are so good pfft please. So Muc you and that little faux russian >:( can kiss my arse.I don't even play any more cause of all the little griever's that just KOS, one can only hold a candle up and prey that the SA amends this stupid mentality that has plagued the mod. and my but is not hurt Edited December 15, 2013 by Conkykillz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedScare 353 Posted December 14, 2013 I dont have a problem with Lee apart from his derogative attitude towards everyone he meets but he has special needs. I am sick of seeing all these other "So Called Bandits KISSING HIS ARSE" MMMMMMMMM lee your story's are so good pfft please. So Muc you and that little russian can kiss my arse.I don't even play any more cause of all the little griever's that just KOS, one can only hold a candle up and prey that the SA amends this stupid mentality that has plagued the mod. and my but is not hurt You seem pretty butthurt. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
