LeeHarveyEnfield 311 Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) 'tring tring tring' rang the bell, it seems this dim-witted cyclist just can't contain his elation at reaching the petrol station near solnichniy, he is utterly overwhelmed by the desire to announce his presence. 'tring tring' like a tragic mating call. 'BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!' replied my lee enfield from behind the fuel tank and his bell ringing days were over. I called out in direct chat 'cheers for the heads up' and after a chuckle I added 'w4nker' he left the server immediately. Edited November 27, 2013 by LeeHarveyEnfield 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) :thumbsup: :rolleyes: :beans: he was driving on the road or what? and he ringing bike bell like happy child maybe whistle also happy song :D and after lee enfield 'dinner bell' make his world silent :lol: Edited November 27, 2013 by KoS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted November 28, 2013 Some of your posts are interesting, but I think a post of you shooting someone with a lee enfield, and calling them a wanker isn't remotely entertaining, and doesn't really deserve it's own thread. just my 2c 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ratsmon 131 Posted November 28, 2013 Boring, not to mention the "w4nker" which was uncalled for... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kichilron 8550 Posted November 28, 2013 I wouldn't be particularly proud when it would take me 7 shots with a Lee Enfield to kill someone, when my forumname is pretty much the name of the gun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites