the bell end

[LeeHarveyEnfield 311]

'tring tring tring' rang the bell, it seems this dim-witted cyclist just can't contain his elation at reaching the petrol station near solnichniy, he is utterly overwhelmed by the desire to announce his presence.

 

'tring tring'  like a tragic mating call.

 

'BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!' replied my lee enfield from behind the fuel tank and his bell ringing days were over.

 

I called out in direct chat 'cheers for the heads up' and after a chuckle I added 'w4nker'

 

he left the server immediately.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 27, 2013 by LeeHarveyEnfield

[wild_man 4442]

:thumbsup:  :rolleyes:  :beans:  

 

he was driving on the road or what? and he ringing bike bell like happy child maybe whistle also happy song   :D

 

and after lee enfield 'dinner bell' make his world silent :lol:

Edited November 27, 2013 by KoS

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Some of your posts are interesting,

 

but I think a post of you shooting someone with a lee enfield, and calling them a wanker isn't remotely entertaining, and doesn't really deserve it's own thread.

 

just my 2c

[Ratsmon 131]

Boring, not to mention the "w4nker" which was uncalled for...

[kichilron 8550]

I wouldn't be particularly proud when it would take me 7 shots with a Lee Enfield to kill someone, when my forumname is pretty much the name of the gun.