minding the child

[LeeHarveyEnfield 311]

'I SAW IT FIRST SO IT'S MINE WHICH MEANS YOU STOLE IT!!!'

 

oh dear, his nasal whine alerted me to his pre-pubescent state, a child.

 

We were in the back of the elektro supermarket, both fresh spawns. I grabbed the Winchester and he threw his little tantrum. A shot fired into the floor next to his feet certainly helped him regain control of his emotions, he fell silent.

I headed to the hospital and he followed like an obedient puppy, I spoke for the first time 'fuck off', he stopped, looked around then said 'wanna team up?'

another shot this time into the air persuaded him to try going it alone and off he scampered towards the church looking quite forlorn.

 

I looked at the hospital, thought about breaking the glass but after scanning back down the street and seeing the child disappear around the corner temptation got the better of me.

By the time I had come around behind the church he was in the firehouse tower, he'd found an AK and was checking the top floor while 2 zeds ambled up the second flight of stairs.

 

'He'll have to use the ladder bug' I thought to myself, so I sprinted across the road and waited outside the perimeter fence, gun trained on the ladder.

It wasn't long before he appeared, gun over his shoulder he began to climb down.

 

I waited till he hit the concrete then asked 'still wanna team up?'

excitedly he said 'yes, we can go to starry....' I interrupted 'I ain't no child minder kid'

 

'POP POP POP' went the Winchester.

and then the child was dead.

 

 

[Korsbaek 1778]

Okay. I normally don't hate on people, but I'll make an exception, just for you.

 

Why do you write these? Everybody has killed someone in DayZ, but we don't write about it every. Single. Time.

It's just not needed.

[Element47 2481]

temptation got the better of me

 

temptation got the better of me

 

temptation got the better of me

 

heartbreaking.

[Conkykillz 791]

Yawn change the channel marge

[wild_man 4442]

 

...A shot fired into the floor next to his feet certainly helped him regain control of his emotions, he fell silent...

 

 

is usual this working :D

 

keep killing ;)

 

keep story telling :thumbsup:  :)

 

keep haters hating  :lol:

 

it stop them masturbating :P

Edited November 15, 2013 by KoS

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

If I got beans every time if killed someone in DayZ, I'd surpass Fraggle.

[wild_man 4442]

If I got beans every time if killed someone in DayZ, I'd surpass Fraggle.

 

so write story of kills and we have new beans king   :thumbsup:  :P  :beans:

[meat pie 632]

so write story of kills and we have new beans king   :thumbsup:  :P  :beans:

that is the best idea ever I will go write about all the kills I made! wont be hard I have never shot first In my Life!

Also to the op make one topic where you list all your kills just call it you kill record or something

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

I'm starting to think he does it just to get the 2 or 3 beans from the other KoS kids on here.

 

There is no variety here. Every story has a location, a time, and the OP with a gun... the outcome is ALWAYS the same.

 

Absolutely no reason to write a children's book every time you kill someone. But apparently it's within the rules to spam about your day... didn't know this was facebook.

 

:emptycan:

[TheRedScare 353]

Don't like it? Ignore it. Its really not that hard. 

[banjo (DayZ) 55]

Don't like it? Ignore it. Its really not that hard. 

 

some people cant help themselves.

they need to have something/someone to project their unhappiness onto to, it acts as a kind of pressure valve against depression, this guy Raymond is basically using this forum to spend all his negative energy.

just be grateful you aren't being consumed by bitterness and anger like this guy, imagine being like that, actually posting about stuff you don't like more than about the things you do like, I feel mildly depressed just thinking about it.

 

OP, again a nice little read, thankyou, keep them coming. :beans:

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

some people cant help themselves.

they need to have something/someone to project their unhappiness onto to, it acts as a kind of pressure valve against depression, this guy Raymond is basically using this forum to spend all his negative energy.

just be grateful you aren't being consumed by bitterness and anger like this guy, imagine being like that, actually posting about stuff you don't like more than about the things you do like, I feel mildly depressed just thinking about it.

 

OP, again a nice little read, thankyou, keep them coming. :beans:

Seriously, quit talking shit. I have an account on the forum and I use it to post shit. If you don't like my replies then don't fucking read em'. If you have a problem with me, take it up with my ass and kiss it. I could care less what you think about me and my attitude. Make all the assumptions you want, I'm a happy guy. I just dislike the content. Kay? Kay.

 

Don't like it? Ignore it. Its really not that hard. 

Just like I told banjo, I have an account on the forums, and I shall post where I feel like it. As long as I'm within the rules then I may post what I wish. Don't like my replies? Ignore them. Same shit you said applies to yourself bubs.

[banjo (DayZ) 55]

blah blah blah

 

m'kay

 

I suppose it's time to try out this ignore list feature.

keep shit posting grandpa and good luck with the self loathing

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

m'kay

 

I suppose it's time to try out this ignore list feature.

keep shit posting grandpa and good luck with the self loathing

Yeah? Have fun on the forums while you last.

[wild_man 4442]

Yeah? Have fun on the forums while you last.

 

he don't hear you  

 

same like op he doing ignore :|

 

why you continue troll this guy when he don't see nothing from you? :huh:

[Element47 2481]

lol raymond that butthurt rage from you really reeks like FB :D :D :beans:

Edited November 15, 2013 by e47

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

lol raymond that butthurt rage from you really reeks like FB :D :D :beans:

Butthurt rage? You're seriously mistaken. I don't know your definition of butthurt, but it must be quite loose.

 

 

why you continue troll this guy when he don't see nothing from you? :huh:

I'm not trying to troll. Maybe that is what people see a disagreement as nowadays, same as being 'butthurt'.

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

I lol'd :beans:

[Element47 2481]

Butthurt rage? You're seriously mistaken. I don't know your definition of butthurt, but it must be quite loose.

 

 

I'm not trying to troll. Maybe that is what people see a disagreement as nowadays, same as being 'butthurt'.

 

lets say you are exceptionally (surprisingly?) vocal when it comes to these stories.. as this does not align with how I (and maybe others) percieve you usually, it raises suspicion of purposeful controversy (trolling) or unusual emotional response (butthurt)

 

never mind, i mean no offense... and by now i actually expect your 'rage' 'in the comments as added bonus to the coldhearted murder stories of LHE :)

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

lets say you are exceptionally (surprisingly?) vocal when it comes to these stories.. as this does not align with how I (and maybe others) percieve you usually, it raises suspicion of purposeful controversy (trolling) or unusual emotional response (butthurt)

 

never mind, i mean no offense... and by now i actually expect your 'rage' 'in the comments as added bonus to the coldhearted murder stories of LHE :)

I guess I'm guilty of trolling a bit, everyone has their vices now and then. :P

[todd10k 87]

lol raymond that butthurt rage from you really reeks like FB :D :D :beans:

 

He does this every thread. Ignore him.

[Ratsmon 131]

He does this every thread. Ignore him.

 

 

In this case I'd have to agree with Raymond. I can see his point, every story is the same.

I have this gun, I see this guy, I have this bullet, I shoot this guy, I laugh at this guy. I am bad ass.

I understand it's the way this sub-section works, people post their day and how they killed people. Hey, what if I start posting how I transfused some blood to that guy last night, or today, or how I might do it tomorrow and annoy the crap out of everyone?

And it's not just that, what bothers me is the way he does the posts(sexism, in particular).

 

Anyhow, I'll go write a story how I met this guy, how I had this blood bag, how I had helped this guy, how I was so good today.

[dodge99 7]

Careful of them children, wouldn't want you to end up with the thought police...

[leftcrusade 33]

In this case I'd have to agree with Raymond. I can see his point, every story is the same.

I have this gun, I see this guy, I have this bullet, I shoot this guy, I laugh at this guy. I am bad ass.

I understand it's the way this sub-section works, people post their day and how they killed people. Hey, what if I start posting how I transfused some blood to that guy last night, or today, or how I might do it tomorrow and annoy the crap out of everyone?

And it's not just that, what bothers me is the way he does the posts(sexism, in particular).

 

Anyhow, I'll go write a story how I met this guy, how I had this blood bag, how I had helped this guy, how I was so good today.

 

You said "I understand it's the way this sub-section works, people post their day and how they killed people" . I thought you understanded the sub-section. And then you 'threaten' to post your 'annoying' stories about blood transfusions? Thought you said you understanded the sub-section.

If you don't like the topics this sub-section is made for, don't go hatin' on it.

I guess you're just like Officer Gaymond, hatin' on everything, cuz it's possible.

Edited December 11, 2013 by Gigantic Ballsack

[Ratsmon 131]

You said "I understand it's the way this sub-section works, people post their day and how they killed people" . I thought you understanded the sub-section. And then you 'threaten' to post your 'annoying' stories about blood transfusions? Thought you said you understanded the sub-section.

If you don't like the topics this sub-section is made for, don't go hatin' on it.

I guess you're just like Officer Gaymond, hatin' on everything, cuz it's possible.

 

 

I see your point. You're quite right, I'll be on my way then, shan't I?