i hate cowardly incompetent fools

[LeeHarveyEnfield 311]

cherno was busy, I had heard shotguns firing near the docks, a burst of AK rounds a few seconds later and someone was doing their level best to recite the 1812 overture using only a lee enfield, he was near the construction sight.

 

I struggle to find the words to express precisely how much I despised this imbecile.

watching from the roof of the hospital, a smile on my face as he fired at least 16 shots and killed only 3 zombies my mind was made up.

 

It was written.

he had to die.

 

the rain helped as I managed to weave my way across the network of industrial yards without picking up any zeds, pausing occasionally to take advantage of 3rd person I kept an eye on our noobs progress. Now inside the construction sight he was working his way up through the floors no doubt looking for more enfield magazines to waste.

 

I found him in the stairwell applying a bandage, again using 3rd person I remained out of sight while I watched and waited, he finished and stood up. up he went to the roof.

 

I went prone and rolled to the ladder then began to climb.

he heard me, 'hello?' came the voice.

 

I stopped my ascent, remained silent and watched him crouch walk to the entrance of the stairwell, he hesitated and then repeated 'hello?' god what a pathetic specimen.

To hell with it I thought, i'd seen his skill with a rifle so I had no fear as I bolted up the ladder, crouched and slipped into 1st person.

 

'hey, I got no ammo' he whimpered

I replied 'well, isn't that just peachy'

 

'please don't shoot, do you have blood?' this was becoming nauseating

'no, I don't have any blood' I replied, 'I've come to kill you'

 

the pathetic wretch made a dash for the stairs but I was already sprinting towards him, in his panic he misjudged the staircase and did that stuck in treacle thing when the character fails to move.

he hit the talk button and cried 'no, wait i'm.....'

 

my shots spoke louder than his cries.

satisfying silence followed.

 

 

 

 

Edited November 10, 2013 by LeeHarveyEnfield

[SkyL 7]

That touched me, write more!!!! Was good the story being told

[Xucphra 453]

I actually liked reading that. Beans for you, sir.

[Private Evans 1303]

calling somebody a noob and coward but using 3.person to sneak upon him makes you a real pro..

 

. :facepalm:

[weparo 613]

Private Evans kinda has a point :D

 

I like your way of storytelling, keep em coming!

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

calling somebody a noob and coward but using 3.person to sneak upon him makes you a real pro..

 

. :facepalm:

But.... but....but... bu... it's part of the game! >:(

[meat pie 632]

But.... but....but... bu... it's part of the game! > :(

ya but he made his story sound like he was better then everyone because of his kill.

 

also this guy is a sexist so.....ya

[Korsbaek 1778]

also this guy is a sexist so.....ya

 

It's good that at least some of us remember his last story, "I dun a woman".

Edited November 13, 2013 by narkoman14

[Siberian (DayZ) 527]

cherno was busy, I had heard shotguns firing near the docks, a burst of AK rounds a few seconds later and someone was doing their level best to recite the 1812 overture using only a lee enfield, he was near the construction sight.

 

I struggle to find the words to express precisely how much I despised this imbecile.

watching from the roof of the hospital, a smile on my face as he fired at least 16 shots and killed only 3 zombies my mind was made up.

 

It was written.

he had to die.

 

the rain helped as I managed to weave my way across the network of industrial yards without picking up any zeds, pausing occasionally to take advantage of 3rd person I kept an eye on our noobs progress. Now inside the construction sight he was working his way up through the floors no doubt looking for more enfield magazines to waste.

 

I found him in the stairwell applying a bandage, again using 3rd person I remained out of sight while I watched and waited, he finished and stood up. up he went to the roof.

 

I went prone and rolled to the ladder then began to climb.

he heard me, 'hello?' came the voice.

 

I stopped my ascent, remained silent and watched him crouch walk to the entrance of the stairwell, he hesitated and then repeated 'hello?' god what a pathetic specimen.

To hell with it I thought, i'd seen his skill with a rifle so I had no fear as I bolted up the ladder, crouched and slipped into 1st person.

 

'hey, I got no ammo' he whimpered

I replied 'well, isn't that just peachy'

 

'please don't shoot, do you have blood?' this was becoming nauseating

'no, I don't have any blood' I replied, 'I've come to kill you'

 

the pathetic wretch made a dash for the stairs but I was already sprinting towards him, in his panic he misjudged the staircase and did that stuck in treacle thing when the character fails to move.

he hit the talk button and cried 'no, wait i'm.....'

 

my shots spoke louder than his cries.

satisfying silence followed.

wow what a hero...

 

/facepalm...

[Guest]

Thats is a shame, you could have been so much more epic.

 

Rise from the darkness, kill the zombies and vanish into the eye of the storm. 

 

That's what I would of done anyways

[beavis_5000 111]

It's good that at least some of him remember his last story, "I dun a woman".

 

 

 

 

Lmao @ I dun a woman

 

I have nothing but respect for LeeHarveyEnfield just for the stance he takes against admin abuse, anything that could potentialy be used as admin abuse, cheating or anyhting that could possibly be used as cheating. I think ones stance on things like this gives you a real look at ones real character.

 

However when it comes to DayZ he is a dirty SoB. If I seen him in game and some how knew it was him I would be forced to shoot him in the back of the head before he killed me.

[callsignBravo (DayZ) 323]

wow that was stupid, you pretty much ruined the game for that guy. You could have saved him showed him the ropes and made someone enjoy their 30 dollars but no, you insist on being an asshole which from your stories like this you tell thats all you ever are.

[Oliver Riedel 176]

Job done well.

[Bludy 324]

oh another badass bandit..nice story..poor bambi noob..it must be hard this game for people not fit for it.but i've seen the same behaviour a lot of times and also a lot of big boys acting pro and then with their face in their blood..epic loot from that kill lol.

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

ya but he made his story sound like he was better then everyone because of his kill.

 

also this guy is a sexist so.....ya

I was being sarcastic. lul

[Conkykillz 791]

Someone say's HELLO and you want to kill them :emptycan:

 

I wish more people said "Hello" to me

 

Instead of all this KOS shit

[Karmaterror 982]

That guy wasnt an incompitent fool......he was just paniced lol

 

You on the other hand.....

 

Climbed a ladder within earshot of the player...allowing him to find you....FOOLISHNESS

Then used a glitch to acctually get the kill.....INCOMPITENCE

On a player that couldnt shoot back.....COWARDICE

 

Do you hate yourself then?? :P

Edited November 11, 2013 by Karmaterror

[plexico 386]

wow that was stupid, you pretty much ruined the game for that guy. You could have saved him showed him the ropes and made someone enjoy their 30 dollars but no, you insist on being an asshole which from your stories like this you tell thats all you ever are.

Instead he learned a valuable lesson, maybe even multiple lessons including never use lee enfields on zombies. Honestly how fun is it to help some nub with no common sense, especially since as soon as he gets ammo he's most likely gonna kill him. There's nothing wrong with a bandit, you guys need to stop bitching, players like him make it interesting.

[Conkykillz 791]

Instead he learned a valuable lesson, maybe even multiple lessons including never use lee enfields on zombies. Honestly how fun is it to help some nub with no common sense, especially since as soon as he gets ammo he's most likely gonna kill him. There's nothing wrong with a bandit, you guys need to stop bitching, players like him make it interesting.

We are not bitching about "Bandits" here as he cleary is not one...... I agree we need "Bandits" not just "KOS Kiddes"

 

Some imagination rather than well......... this

[Hetstaine 10852]

 At least you're honest Mr Enfield :) 

[callsignBravo (DayZ) 323]

That guy wasnt an incompitent fool......he was just paniced lol

 

You on the other hand.....

 

Climbed a ladder within earshot of the player...allowing him to find you....FOOLISHNESS

Then used a glitch to acctually get the kill.....INCOMPITENCE

On a player that couldnt shoot back.....COWARDICE

 

Do you hate yourself then?? :P

that... is... the best point anyone in this topic will ever make ever of all time. for the official record

[todd10k 87]

calling somebody a noob and coward but using 3.person to sneak upon him makes you a real pro..

 

. :facepalm:

 

 

ya but he made his story sound like he was better then everyone because of his kill.

 

also this guy is a sexist so.....ya

 

 

But.... but....but... bu... it's part of the game! > :(

 

 

It's good that at least some of him remember his last story, "I dun a woman".

 

 

wow what a hero...

 

/facepalm...

 

 

Thats is a shame, you could have been so much more epic.

 

Rise from the darkness, kill the zombies and vanish into the eye of the storm. 

 

That's what I would of done anyways

 

 

wow that was stupid, you pretty much ruined the game for that guy. You could have saved him showed him the ropes and made someone enjoy their 30 dollars but no, you insist on being an asshole which from your stories like this you tell thats all you ever are.

 

 

oh another badass bandit..nice story..poor bambi noob..it must be hard this game for people not fit for it.but i've seen the same behaviour a lot of times and also a lot of big boys acting pro and then with their face in their blood..epic loot from that kill lol.

 

 

I was being sarcastic. lul

 

 

Someone say's HELLO and you want to kill them :emptycan:

 

I wish more people said "Hello" to me

 

Instead of all this KOS shit

 

 

ITT: Banditry and butthurt.

 

Keep up the good work lee.

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

ITT: Banditry and butthurt.

 

Keep up the good work lee.

That's cute.

[Conkykillz 791]

Multi Quote of the FUCKING YEAR

 

You are obliviously NEW here.............. but thanks for sharing

[todd10k 87]

That's cute.

 

No.

 

Multi Quote of the FUCKING YEAR

 

You are obliviously NEW here.............. but thanks for sharing

 

Lack of post count does not translate into newishness. I post when i have something to say, not for the sake of it.