whats the worst thing to happen to you in dayz

[shadowolf (DayZ) 13]

hello folks just wondering whats the worst thing to happen to you in dayz also if you want to make it pretty you can make it in real life veiw you know like"as i was walking down the road i chucked my cig "dam that was my last" sort of thing

[NuckFuts 265]

Once upon a time,

 

Seemingly born again on a beachfront, I headed toward the town known as Cherno, upon reaching the first building near this town I attracted the attention of one badly dressed Mr Bloodthirsty, who promptly hit me as I was trying to get through the door. Twas not the most pleasant experience as I was now dead, highlighted even more by the words 'You Are Dead', but I already knew that.

 

The End.

Edited October 31, 2013 by NuckFuts

[rossums 2190]

THE WASTED JOURNEY

I was tired.
So damn tired.

I have no idea how I had been walking, my legs were aching from the journey, my entire body shaking from the cold - I had to get some food and water and I had to get it now.

My journey took me from the dangerous shores by Elektro, teeming with survivors and murderers and led me to what I thought was going to be my haven, led me to the airfield in the north-east of Chernarus.

After traversing rocks, hills and forests I finally made it to my destination. FINALLY.

As soon as I arrived I saw a commotion at the airfield, I thought to myself 'This isn't right..'.
I had heard that the airfield had long been abandoned by the military, they had all retreated to the easily defensible airfield to the west.

I knew this couldn't be good so I decided to investigate further.

Slowly closer I moved until I located a rock from which I could view the surrounding area with relative easy and safety.
I clambered upon the solid behemoth and I suddenly felt a pain worse than anything I had ever felt.

My shinbone was protruding from my leg, I couldn't believe it. I fell to the ground in a crumpled mess after hearing the loud 'CRACK' of my legs giving way from under me.

I lay there in my own blood until everything became dark.

YOU ARE DEAD.

Bastard.

[mzltv 2281]

I found a bear-skin rug... I proceeded to lay on it and then...

 

...I don't wanna talk about it.

[shadowolf (DayZ) 13]

alright no need to talk about it ????????

[AntiwarusArtyom 0]

Sigh, I remember logging onto a server and a generous man popped out of the grass with a ghillie and an as50 in hand. He was kind that he gave me his dmr in his backback. Now in my little fit of greed I decided I wanted that as50. As he turned his back and ran towards the road, I happily raised my scope and then *bang bang*.
He rages in chat for a solid 5 minutes to of which was fun. Now nothing sounds bad doesn't it? Well the worst thing is that I forgot the server name :(
 

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

I got shot once.

Lost my fuckin' Winny.

[Gwraspe 318]

worst thing to happen to me on DayZ? the popularisation of epoch. hands down.

[Skat3rat 1633]

I got raped by a dead cow.

[shadowolf (DayZ) 13]

I got raped by a dead cow.

lololololololololololololololololol the cows are taking revenge

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

Anytime I die?

I have gotten fairly good at living over the past year and a half. Dying has become pretty disappointing.

I consider anything unexpected happening to be quite a luxury as of late. The game has gotten to be so predictable.

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

As per my worst experience? I can't choose. Far too many bad experiences.

[The Law (DayZ) 6]

I have always had a stink eye for getting gunned down in whilst flying.

[The Law (DayZ) 6]

OR getting base raided. That's always bad. AND KoS

[mzltv 2281]

lololololololololololololololololol

Jesus H. Christ...

[mercules 1290]

So I am playing Origins and I decide that instead of trying to find more building supplies I am going to try and find something like an SVD or DMR. I have AKs and Stanag based guns but nothing with any real range. So I head over to an area where there is military loot on my ATV and park it WELL outside the area in a nice quiet and hidden area. I go through an area with a few barracks(not like Vanilla Day Z only a couple loot piles in them) and find nothing. I then head over to an Air Traffic Control Tower, the firehall near there, and all the hangers. I eventually find an M24 and decide that isn't horrible at least it's something. I then work my way back and duck into those barracks again. There is a shiny DMR on the floor. In the next one is an M4A3 CCO and I swapped my M4A1 for it because it's got a flashy-light and it is night time.

 

I quickly move back to my ATV. I want to get this "home" before anything untoward happens. Now I am just paranoid. I have a good sized backpack, Two solid guns with ammo, and I am in good shape. I get back to the house I built and I am already considering what I want to pull out and dump. I tuck my ATV into a tree, not thinking, opposite from how I normally do it. Not totally hidden but someone would have to look for it to find it so I am satisfied and hop off to store my new treasure. 

Greed and anxiety got the best of me. It wasn't another player that took me out, it was the ATV and Tree that did. I somehow ended up between them because I wasn't paying attention to what side I got out on. My legs break and then I die. Okay, well, now I need to run back up. Now I am really nervous someone will find my corpse and take everything, guns, gear, and ATV. 

I bee line for my camp stopping only to get food and drink and picking up a Lee Enfield on the way. I finally get there. Now, Origins does bodies differently. There is a cross where I died with my backpack hanging on it and gear around it. I can't access it though because of the ATV and the ATV ends up stuck on the cross. So I mostly wreck the ATV to get it unstuck but then couldn't loot anything because of the tree. Nothing would give me a gear sign, not even the backpack I was right on. So because of my haste to hide my treasure I lost all my gear and trashed my vehicle. 

Edited November 1, 2013 by Mercules

[.Ender. 42]

I raped somebody while I was wearing a dead cow suit

[PhilB 230]

I struggled for days with my small team to get a little bird functional. The little bird was our stepping stone to find and repair the huey. At this point we were fairly certain the huey was on skalisty island. So we fly out there, hoping to find it and hoping it doesn't need massive repair, although we've prepared with most parts needed. 

 

We fly around the island a bit, no luck. But then we spot it! Hooray!

 

We land and run over to it with some excitement. And then our excitement turns to legit jubilation as we discover that the huey is already fully repaired and stocked with enough spare parts to last a lifetime. (Keep in mind this is hive server during 1.7.7.1-the infection epidemic).

 

So now we've got the black little bird and the huey! "We own this server!" we think. But we have a problem. One teammate is newer and doesn't yet know how to fly and the other teammate is a bit of a wild card when it comes to flying, although he can do it. Formerly, I've always been the pilot, which isn't a good scenario since of the three, my internet is the least reliable. And now we have two choppers. We need two pilots.

 

So a long discussion ensues about who is going to fly and to whom should each chopper be piloted. We agree that the huey should be piloted by the wild card pilot since he has experience and primarily with the huey too.

 

Now we're getting prepared to depart with our two choppers back to our base. Then my internet goes down. And I'm thinking, "Hey, this day is perfect! Not only have we finally, after all this time, finally gotten the huey but my internet was kind enough to hiccup on me while I was on ground and not up in the air!" My internet comes back and I sign back on.

 

I spawn in and casually look around. The huey's gone. I ask them, "You guys left!? Did you take off already? You shoulda waited for me, for safety" and they both start sheepishly chuckling. There was something about the way they were laughing which didn't sound right. I instantly knew something was amiss. 

 

I look around again. There it is. The huey crashed into the ground, smoldering. My heart plummets a bit. What happened?

 

Out of instinct, out of a desire for consolation, for reassurance, I run over to my little bird. Just to sit inside and feel the comfort of my baby, my hard fought reward. "It's okay" I think. "I still have my baby. As long as I have my little bird, everything will be okay."

 

As I run closer, I see the windows are cracked. No no no! 

 

I hop in, everything's broken. My heart sinks.

 

Turns out my 'buddy' decided to start up the huey and take off a bit while I was disconnected. When he tried to land he clipped a tree. He crashed, and close enough for the explosion to damage the little bird as well. They both died in the explosion.

 

So now I sit there among the wreckage of my dreams and over a week's worth of work waiting for them to swim out to the island to collect their stupid fucking gear. I'm not an angry guy, but I was pretty disappointed. 

[shadowolf (DayZ) 13]

philb you poor poor man

[TheRedScare 353]

I just got a brand new, fully repaired, Littlebird. I decided to use it for my routine supply run, I landed it in a flat, open stretch of land near to a fuel tank, upon landing the Littlebird decided it always wanted to be a kangaroo and now was the best time to try it, it flipped upside down whilst it was turning the engine off blowing itself up and catapulting me out, I survived thankfully but lost a large chunk of my stockpile of fuel and a shiny new heli.

[shadowolf (DayZ) 13]

dam littlebirds always getting distroyed reminds me of a helecopter i set up with a rocket because some asswipes that had killed me trice in the same server within 10 mins of each, i had enough and stole the rpg of some people who were bragging about it, anyway i was being dumb for them and said on side chat 'OMG theres a heli at elektro' than 'fuck did i just say that' well next 10 mins of telling people close by to stay clear of the heli because i plan on blowing some asses of the planet. well these people had some problems with these bandits and gave some good luck stuff mainly an alice pack because i had to lose the bag for my wepon, so when they finaly got their and started bragging about now they have a chopper, right before they were in the air i said on side chat ' die mother fuckers' and shot them which was very satisfing with all their gear so i shared it with people than all of a fucking sudden some stupid littlebird wannabe flyboy crashed right on top of me

 

sorry for the bad spelling and its 1.00 am right now and the ttime i went to bed yesterday was 5.00 am so don't juege me

Edited November 3, 2013 by shadowolf

[mercules 1290]

dam littlebirds always getting distroyed reminds me of a helecopter i set up with a rocket because some asswipes that had killed me trice in the same server within 10 mins of each, i had enough and stole the rpg of some people who were bragging about it, anyway i was being dumb for them and said on side chat 'OMG theres a heli at elektro' than 'fuck did i just say that' well next 10 mins of telling people close by to stay clear of the heli because i plan on blowing some asses of the planet. well these people had some problems with these bandits and gave some good luck stuff mainly an alice pack because i had to lose the bag for my wepon, so when they finaly got their and started bragging about now they have a chopper, right before they were in the air i said on side chat ' die mother fuckers' and shot them which was very satisfing with all their gear so i shared it with people than all of a fucking sudden some stupid littlebird wannabe flyboy crashed right on top of me

 

sorry for the bad spelling and its 1.00 am right now and the ttime i went to bed yesterday was 5.00 am so don't juege me

 

 

Did you know most web browsers now come with spell checkers? In fact writing this out mine is showing 9 that should have been easily detected and corrected. ;) That isn't including using "than" when you meant "then" and all those. Your post is nearly one big run on sentence like a kid telling his dad how he saw a snake down by the creek. 

[shadowolf (DayZ) 13]

yea i'm one of those people who do that :D

[shadowolf (DayZ) 13]

and also i lose my mind at 1 to 2 am and start doing stuff i won't remember

[G-Eazy (DayZ) 42]

Having most of my men desert the NCR and defect to another clan.