Heathcz 84 Posted October 15, 2013 I really like the way you use the word "asshat" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wayze 549 Posted October 15, 2013 I've got the hang of the basic controls after a few days. I was playing DayZ yesterday and I had ran out of my spawn and some asshat with a hatchet decided to attack me while I had written in the chat that I was friendly.Then, not long after, I hear 13 year olds (no kidding!) in their microphones screaming in Russian and German over global channel..Later on I try to find loot (which is unbelieveably scarce) in a town, and I get attacked by zombies.The zombies somehow, although my ping is in the 30ish, don't take damage from my attacks... errr, yea. And I'm dead then. Playing Epoch, some asshat in a helicopter starts attacking me while he can clearly see that I am badly geared, and I am forced to restart all over again although I am no threat to this asshat, and although I have no gear/gold/whatever to offer him. I later finally find a vehicle late during the night. I move towards what I think may be electro, and some zombies are attacking me so I shoot the zombies. Some 2 seconds later I am shot dead in pitch darkness, with a poor rifle, no loot, no bandit clothes, etc., etc., and I don't even know where I was shot from. My vehicle did not have its lights on, and was parked very far away.. Today I was looking for a toolbox for hours and instead I found a helicopter, but due to extreme lag in Epoch, I crashed the helicopter and had to start all over again searching..To my luck, I found TWO toolboxes and a hatchet on my next restart, but I was bugged out somehow and kept getting the piss annoying warning message "overburdened". The morphine I took literally only lasted 5 seconds (believe it or not), making me waste at least 4 morphine packs, and at least 3 heat packs because I thought I was cold../GG TL;DR soloing in DayZ is near impossible on a highly populated server, and with this many bugs and problems, and I hope to God that Dean doesn't add more stupid "You have X disease/problem, and you need to apply Y which is hard to find, to not die or fall about ever 5 seconds". This game needs less of these annoyances and more smooth freerunning, etc.Sounds like a normal day in DayZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
