Chernarus, the unasked questions

[SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747]

What is the difference between a duck?

[Taiphoz 95]

Where are all the wolves.

Where are all the cats

where are all the dogs.

in fact, Where are all the other large mamals.

 

Big Foot ? I saw him... Where does he live tho I want his backpack.

[Taiphoz 95]

OH , why do rabbits never stop running even when no one is near them.

And why do animals not run like a bitch when you shoot at them or even shoot them .... DUH DID I JUST GET SHOT ?

[thunderjaguar6 8]

who keeps manufacturing these half assembled cars?

[Dexterr 10]

Why do farmers leave all their guns in barns?

[Wolfensteinsaurus 2252]

What am I doing in Russia? RUSSIA OUT OF ALL THE PLACES?

Why is this Soviet stalking me...

Why do I open my backpack with telekinetic powers?

[Mos1ey 6301]

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[Skat3rat 1633]

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

 

What?  

Edited September 2, 2013 by Skat3rat

[bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204]

Why don't the birds ever land?

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

Why are half of the buildings locked when I have a hatchet?

Where are the dogs?

Where are the children?

Why is Orlok single?

Where is the Standalone?

[[email protected] 2416]

Is nobody taking the 86th post?

Can i just have it?

[Dexterr 10]

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Exactly what I ask every time I wake up.

[badluckburt 974]

Having read all this, only one answer comes to mind:

 

[Fussel (DayZ) 5]

Why am I doomed to die of thirst while standing in the middle of a lake with no water bottle?

[BigChef 55]

I had a thought the other night while playing Epoch. There are empty whiskey bottles everywhere, not a pint to be found...and NO women! These guys aren't infected zombies...they're horny, sober and angry!

Edited September 3, 2013 by BigChef

[ShadowSurvival 1]

I had a thought the other night while playing Epoch. There are empty whiskey bottles everywhere, not a pint to be found...and NO women! These guys aren't infected zombies...they're horny, sober and angry!

haha awesome!!!

[rn_max 202]

Why is riding a bicycle louder and more visible than driving a bus?

[BigChef 55]

...and WHY do you always find razors next to toilet paper?!?!?!?!