SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747 Posted September 1, 2013 What is the difference between a duck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taiphoz 95 Posted September 1, 2013 Where are all the wolves.Where are all the catswhere are all the dogs.in fact, Where are all the other large mamals. Big Foot ? I saw him... Where does he live tho I want his backpack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taiphoz 95 Posted September 1, 2013 OH , why do rabbits never stop running even when no one is near them.And why do animals not run like a bitch when you shoot at them or even shoot them .... DUH DID I JUST GET SHOT ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderjaguar6 8 Posted September 2, 2013 who keeps manufacturing these half assembled cars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dexterr 10 Posted September 2, 2013 Why do farmers leave all their guns in barns? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted September 2, 2013 What am I doing in Russia? RUSSIA OUT OF ALL THE PLACES? Why is this Soviet stalking me... Why do I open my backpack with telekinetic powers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mos1ey 6301 Posted September 2, 2013 Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted September 2, 2013 (edited) Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? What? Edited September 2, 2013 by Skat3rat 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204 Posted September 2, 2013 Why don't the birds ever land? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted September 2, 2013 Why are half of the buildings locked when I have a hatchet?Where are the dogs?Where are the children?Why is Orlok single?Where is the Standalone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416 Posted September 2, 2013 Is nobody taking the 86th post?Can i just have it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dexterr 10 Posted September 2, 2013 Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?Exactly what I ask every time I wake up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badluckburt 974 Posted September 2, 2013 Having read all this, only one answer comes to mind: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fussel (DayZ) 5 Posted September 2, 2013 Why am I doomed to die of thirst while standing in the middle of a lake with no water bottle? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigChef 55 Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) I had a thought the other night while playing Epoch. There are empty whiskey bottles everywhere, not a pint to be found...and NO women! These guys aren't infected zombies...they're horny, sober and angry! Edited September 3, 2013 by BigChef 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadowSurvival 1 Posted September 6, 2013 I had a thought the other night while playing Epoch. There are empty whiskey bottles everywhere, not a pint to be found...and NO women! These guys aren't infected zombies...they're horny, sober and angry!haha awesome!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rn_max 202 Posted September 7, 2013 Why is riding a bicycle louder and more visible than driving a bus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigChef 55 Posted September 7, 2013 ...and WHY do you always find razors next to toilet paper?!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
