Fun With Flares 72 Posted August 28, 2013 How is it that all of the concrete walls have these little slots at the bottom for me to crawl through? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cap'n (DayZ) 1827 Posted August 28, 2013 Why is Klen Mountain classified as a mountain? I live in NW NC, and I live on a hill 2x as big. Oh wait, silly Europe. I forgot you guys were so off :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullraugh 1151 Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) Who stores American military weapons in a post-soviet fire station?Why do priests have empty whiskey bottles in their pockets?Why do I lose every drop of blood in my body after getting punched in the arm? Edited August 28, 2013 by mullraugh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 28, 2013 Who keeps the grass cut at north east airfield? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigChef 55 Posted August 29, 2013 There are plenty of deer stands,but no deer! Did a former Soviet nation really import all those American made beans? And who or what ate all the dogs and cats? Hmm...want to have fun in the SA, release packs of feral dogs...Muahahahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longdongsilverz 22 Posted August 29, 2013 How is it that my survivor knows how to give blood transfusions, take morphine-injections (which magically heal broken bones?!), gut animals and fly helicopters when he never did those things before the outbreak?! Zombies create all-knowing humans! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jthewonder 28 Posted August 29, 2013 Is there a man named arthur who can remove the magic hatchets from the piles of wood? 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 29, 2013 Who keeps going around shaking fences? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spunkey Doodle 25 Posted August 29, 2013 -Where are all the canned tomatoes?-Why have i never heard of the soviet state of Chernarus? Maybe this mod is a re-enactment! :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747 Posted August 30, 2013 Why does this thread exist again? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 30, 2013 Why does this thread exist again?Because... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jthewonder 28 Posted August 30, 2013 Where's all the females !? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornProducts 315 Posted August 30, 2013 Who keeps the grass cut at north east airfield?Actually we solved that one over at MustyGaming. It is actually me. Whenever I find a tractor I take it up there to tend ma fields just how my pappy showed me. But another question: Since when does waving your arms around while in a kneeling position magically get blood inside someones body? And since when does that same motion also...Move gasoline from gas tanks into cars...Apply medical items...Skin wildlife...Make fireplaces...Chop wood...Pitch tents... Are survivors magicians that merely have to wave their hands to accomplish varying feats? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
#Sleepy 572 Posted August 31, 2013 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted August 31, 2013 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?I got this one! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 31, 2013 Whose pineapple lives over the bridge? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DayZeeSurvivor 22 Posted August 31, 2013 Who thought it was a good idea to place a bench across the hallway and through the wall in the barrack at NWAF? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutinen 635 Posted August 31, 2013 Why are the buildings so well maintained? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bulletgaming012 12 Posted August 31, 2013 Why is it I can sprint for ever on the flat but even a mild jog up a hill is impossible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hello moto 70 Posted August 31, 2013 Why can I carry a total of 6 helicopter rotor assembly's but can only carry 36 pencil sized morphine injectors? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aporis 422 Posted August 31, 2013 Who throws out everyones washing machines! And wheres the laundry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doksy 16 Posted August 31, 2013 Why can't you cook human meat?Should be able to use the hunting knife to commit cannibalism it's only realistic .. This is meant to be the apocalypse after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted August 31, 2013 Who replaces the vehicles and choppers after they blow up? Who disposes of all the dead bodies after restart? What is the meaning to life? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigChef 55 Posted August 31, 2013 Who replaces the vehicles and choppers after they blow up? Who disposes of all the dead bodies after restart? What is the meaning to life?42 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted August 31, 2013 Where's Curgon when I need him, he wouldn't put up with this... Um Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
