Chernarus, the unasked questions

[disgruntled 38]

Why do sunflowers damage my car?

[bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204]

Why are the animals always in the same areas?

[sixfeetgiantbunnyrabbit 40]

Who's ringing the church bells?

[Hetstaine 10852]

Who's ringing the church bells?

 

 

 o_0 

[indalcecio 23]

Why does the littlebird use the cockpit as it's fuel tank?

[JIJOK 49]

there's just 1 thing I want to know, who made the zeds screams ? 

[(TMW) Marion Mic 104]

Who dropped me on the coast?

[Avallanche 121]

Where are all the police stations? 

[DanielTy88 133]

Who's ringing the church bells?

That's a good fucking question! 

[mzltv 2281]

How comes so many buildings have doors painted on them?

 

How comes the elevator in the hotel doesn't work?

Who re-stocks the supermarkets whilst I'm away?

[(TMW) Marion Mic 104]

Do zombies even lift?

[bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204]

Why do the uninfected dress so similar?

[v3c1c 86]

Who's ringing the church bells?

 

It is zombie Priest

he is always on duty and ready to turn you in his confession 

 

[kander 80]

It is zombie Priest

he is always on duty and ready to turn you in his confession 

 

Or turn you into his confession..

 

Forgive me, Zedfather, for I have sinned.

Edited August 28, 2013 by kander

[mzltv 2281]

Why am I only ever excited to see canned pasta in Chernarus, and nowhere else?

[kander 80]

I'm wondering how I managed to learn to gut an animal in 5 seconds whilst looking in totally the opposite direction. I am such a badass.*

 

 

 

*I can also carry a main rotor assembly for a helicopter on my back. But not 2 shotguns. That's just how I roll.

Edited August 28, 2013 by kander

[Bludy 324]

why can i light a fire in a barrel without matches?

[(TMW) Marion Mic 104]

Who left Makarov Mag. in Church?

[(TMW) Marion Mic 104]

Did medics played Cards in Hospitals and they were so lazy that Infection spread in front of their nose? 

[dulix11 731]

Why is Santa Claus smoking a joint in one of the Cherno chimneys???

 

im actually serious, go look for yourself lol

[toxicsludge 406]

When I pick up a can of beans, why don't I get beans on the forum?

[SmashT 10907]

Who re-stocks the supermarkets whilst I'm away?

Why is Santa Claus smoking a joint in one of the Cherno chimneys???

 

Are these connected?

[[email protected] 216]

Where are all the motorcycles if standalone is full of helmets.

[motopsycho92 6]

How do zombies remember the manners their mothers taught them to not run in the house, but somehow forget to not eat people?

[BigChef 55]

Why can't I eat those damned pumpkins?