disgruntled 38 Posted August 28, 2013 Why do sunflowers damage my car? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204 Posted August 28, 2013 Why are the animals always in the same areas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sixfeetgiantbunnyrabbit 40 Posted August 28, 2013 Who's ringing the church bells? 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted August 28, 2013 Who's ringing the church bells? o_0 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indalcecio 23 Posted August 28, 2013 Why does the littlebird use the cockpit as it's fuel tank? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JIJOK 49 Posted August 28, 2013 there's just 1 thing I want to know, who made the zeds screams ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
(TMW) Marion Mic 104 Posted August 28, 2013 Who dropped me on the coast? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avallanche 121 Posted August 28, 2013 Where are all the police stations? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 28, 2013 Who's ringing the church bells?That's a good fucking question! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted August 28, 2013 How comes so many buildings have doors painted on them? How comes the elevator in the hotel doesn't work?Who re-stocks the supermarkets whilst I'm away? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
(TMW) Marion Mic 104 Posted August 28, 2013 Do zombies even lift? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204 Posted August 28, 2013 Why do the uninfected dress so similar? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v3c1c 86 Posted August 28, 2013 Who's ringing the church bells? It is zombie Priesthe is always on duty and ready to turn you in his confession 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kander 80 Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) It is zombie Priesthe is always on duty and ready to turn you in his confession Or turn you into his confession.. Forgive me, Zedfather, for I have sinned. Edited August 28, 2013 by kander 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted August 28, 2013 Why am I only ever excited to see canned pasta in Chernarus, and nowhere else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kander 80 Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) I'm wondering how I managed to learn to gut an animal in 5 seconds whilst looking in totally the opposite direction. I am such a badass.* *I can also carry a main rotor assembly for a helicopter on my back. But not 2 shotguns. That's just how I roll. Edited August 28, 2013 by kander 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bludy 324 Posted August 28, 2013 why can i light a fire in a barrel without matches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
(TMW) Marion Mic 104 Posted August 28, 2013 Who left Makarov Mag. in Church? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
(TMW) Marion Mic 104 Posted August 28, 2013 Did medics played Cards in Hospitals and they were so lazy that Infection spread in front of their nose? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dulix11 731 Posted August 28, 2013 Why is Santa Claus smoking a joint in one of the Cherno chimneys??? im actually serious, go look for yourself lol 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toxicsludge 406 Posted August 28, 2013 When I pick up a can of beans, why don't I get beans on the forum? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmashT 10907 Posted August 28, 2013 Who re-stocks the supermarkets whilst I'm away? Why is Santa Claus smoking a joint in one of the Cherno chimneys??? Are these connected? 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jamieledgeway@hotmail.co.uk 216 Posted August 28, 2013 Where are all the motorcycles if standalone is full of helmets. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
motopsycho92 6 Posted August 28, 2013 How do zombies remember the manners their mothers taught them to not run in the house, but somehow forget to not eat people? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigChef 55 Posted August 28, 2013 Why can't I eat those damned pumpkins? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
