Poem - Hero prayer

[wild_man 4442]

one hero guy make pretty poem for attack bandit  http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/145559-made-a-poem-against-bandits/

I make reply for this one :thumbsup: 

 

hero prayer for 'you are dead screen' 

 

''Oh Lord we follow what you teach

and try to not make sin

but everytime we on the beach

and bandit enjoy win :(

 

we don't want fight we try be friends

but bandit kill us in the end

say always 'friendly' in direct chat..

bandit don't give fucks for that :o

 

I give today 9 full bloods

also morphine for two player :thumbsup: 

bandit make headshot on me in church :o

same time I make this hero prayer...

 

why god you no make punish

for all this kill on sight? 

I feel too much like jewish

who live in hitler Reich'' :o

 

so maybe god is devil?

give bandits maximum fun 

this code for live like hero?

i'm fool for trust this one   :huh:

 

I look again this screen

is say me 'YOU ARE DEAD!!!'

my butthurt now is scream

'WHY GOD MAKAROV TO HEAD?!!' :o

Edited August 18, 2013 by KoS

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Beautiful.

[Skat3rat 1633]

That was absolutely brilliant.

[Rekli 995]

The whole poem concept went to shit pretty much instantly....but t'was sexy

[Wolfensteinsaurus 2252]

*Sheds a tear* Beautiful...

[SoulHunter (DayZ) 233]

[rustledmyjimmies 361]

I feel too much like jewish

who live in hitler Reich''

Honestly brilliant.

Edited August 17, 2013 by rustledmyjimmies

[Korsbaek 1778]

 

Do you even know who you're talking to? He is KoS, and he will kick yo ass in-game :D

[Wolfensteinsaurus 2252]

Ja, he is one badass schnitzel...

Go away Soulhunter...

 

OR I WILL BE THE ONE WHO HUNTS YOUR SOUL...

Edited August 17, 2013 by Wolfensteinsaurus

[SoulHunter (DayZ) 233]

Do you even know who you're talking to? He is KoS, and he will kick yo ass in-game :D

I dont play in the servers where there are dozens of biplanes, tanks, nukes and whatnot.

 

Ja, he is one badass schnitzel...

Go away Soulhunter...

 

OR I WILL BE THE ONE WHO HUNTS YOUR SOUL...

First learn to spell "schiesse" ;) Seriously.. What is that ?

Edited August 17, 2013 by SoulHunter

[Wolfensteinsaurus 2252]

I dont play in the servers where there are dozens of biplanes, tanks, nukes and whatnot.

 

First learn to spell "schiesse" ;) Seriously.. What is that ?

BLASPHEMY!

[SoulHunter (DayZ) 233]

BLASPHEMY!

Next time try "scheisse" then =)

[wild_man 4442]

snip like tesitcles

soul hunter go hunting for souls

he is bitter when others feel nice

he use method of internet trolls

but this system for life have high price ;)

 

he look on some guy making poem

he don't think 'I make one for real'

he just post one meme which is showing

some other guys joke! Lazy steal >:(

 

please don't make hate on this brother

he don't realise what is the price

for make all this hate onto others

invite 100% back on him twice :P

Edited August 17, 2013 by KoS

[Wolfensteinsaurus 2252]

Make a poem about me! :P

[wild_man 4442]

Make a poem about me! :P

 

 

ok

 

today we make one freedom party 

for wolfensteinsuarus, his name.

this guy love too much the nazi

but is true he love all world the same :D

 

He don't listen when mod make some warning

and after they put him in jail

in shower is rape every morning

and next time I don't pay for bail  :|

 

but now he pay off his debt

is free to make post and join fun

perhaps after time he forget

about convict attack on his bum :P

Edited August 17, 2013 by KoS

[Igor Fury 0]

This was good :)

[SoulHunter (DayZ) 233]

[Hetstaine 10852]

KoS..that was just what i needed to go with my morning coffee :D :beans:

[W. Flonk 18]

yes i am of happynies for poem  :)  :thumbsup:  :beans:

 

was very fine salut to kos pls poem make time again

[Deathwind (DayZ) 28]

My internal poem for you laddi do.

 

Grammar oh grammar

Its essence a mist

An essence that KoS has so for so long missed

Your typing is speedy but your words are a slur

They make my Nazi side go ur

[IrishHugo 75]

How a person who's first language is not English can make such fantastic poems amazes me. Like a lot of your posts, this made me laugh out loud. Take my beans, you sexy pederphile!

[wild_man 4442]

My internal poem for you laddi do.

 

Grammar oh grammar

Its essence a mist

An essence that KoS has so for so long missed

Your typing is speedy but your words are a slur

They make my Nazi side go ur

 

you poem is too much pretty

but my friend you out of luck

is true my grammar is shitty

but I don't give zero fuck :P

Edited September 24, 2013 by KoS

[wild_man 4442]

How a person who's first language is not English can make such fantastic poems amazes me. Like a lot of your posts, this made me laugh out loud. Take my beans, you sexy pederphile!

 

my girl was teenage sex noob 

first  time I wake her libido

but she having maximum pube

so not true I am some sexy pedo :P

Edited September 25, 2013 by KoS

[C0okieH 156]

These poems made me laugh.

[wild_man 4442]

These poems made me laugh.

 

your face make me laugh :D