W. Flonk

This. I've had great success going inland, often finding an SKS or a Mosin. It's really no problem.

Welcome to our side, man. The best side. just kidding, i really love having people like KoS around and bandits that kill on sight it's really fun it's great fun non-stop thrillride

I like ol' Zeleno.

Man, you shouldn't tell people how you get your shit in DayZ, dude. Other people will be doing it now. That means people will be more alert now. You're effectively ruining your own tactic. Good tactic, though.

very good code kos i am follow code very good :thumbsup: :) :beans:

yes i am of happynies for poem :) :thumbsup: :beans: was very fine salut to kos pls poem make time again

Oh god, forums are so entertaining

vey good now to go kill hero KoS blessed god did go

Predator or Prey, reporting in. Whatever you need, I'll be!

Great, man. Great. Anyhoo, I will be looking into this. I really will.

So, I just got in another "firefight" last night. My friends and I had been fixing a helicopter for 3 hours. After visiting around ten towns, we finally had the parts and we were off. After two minutes of flying, we heard the "PLING PLANG" sound of bullets hitting the helicopters. Guess what it was? An enemy helicopter. He came up on our right side, shooting one of our gunners. Then our pilot turned around, allowing me to shoot the enemy. 100 rounds into his tail, and he was going down fast. But so were we. I jumped out of our descending helicopter, surviving. Apparently, their guns didn't jump out, so they died quickly. But their pilot did. We were both equipped with a M14 AIM, landing 100 meters away from eachother. We exchanged bullets for about two minutes, but then I got the hit on him. He fell to the ground. GOT HIS FUCKING BEANS, YEAH!

It's was, eh, kind of a firefight. So, I was running through the woods, just minding my own business. Had a SVD Camo, Ghillie Suit, Coyote Backpack and even an AWS. Good day. Was heading to Cherno to restock on food. But, suddenly I heard it. BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR It was the savage scream of an axe-wielding maniac. He was wearing a ghillie suit, hidden perfectly in a bush. He came out of nowhere, sprinting at me, roaring, swinging his axe at me. I shot wildly, trying to kill the savage, but I did not hit him once. Ruthlessly, he cut me into small pieces, most likely feeding on me afterwards. He even got my beans...

Very well. I'll just have to sit through it, I guess.

Hah, pretty good! Beans have been given!