goo0gle 249 Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) <'gooogle translation'> Hello.Yesterday me and Stalin go to the supermarket and we have find the special drink from mountain dew.I say to Stalin I will go to the tents and put it there because sunday is my birthday and then I want to drink it.Then Stalin say to me we must make a party for the friendly players.Yes very good idea Stalin.So we make a party tomorrow in Tulga and if you are friendly player you can come for drinking the pepsi.RIPclan will come and give us free rides in his helicopter and we will make a firework with 2 grenades.Say you name in this topic if you want to come. If you want to bring a presents then please give us a car or morphines. Edited July 28, 2013 by goo0gle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 28, 2013 How do you feel about that? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 28, 2013 <'gooogle translation'> I have very happy for this.Please bring us a car or morphines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h3l1x 327 Posted July 28, 2013 Sounds legit. On the other hand, my instinct tells me.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zodiac13 173 Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Names Zodiac13 I will bring you many bullets I have find in my adventures. Drinking the Pepsi will make me happy. What server should I go to? Edited July 28, 2013 by Zodiac13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Florx 1326 Posted July 28, 2013 My name is Florx and i can entertain every party B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) <'gooogle translation'> Tomorrow I have 13 years old like Carl.Carl is a real friendly player and he is not afraid of the zombies.His father is a police and makes a fight with bandits like the governor!His other father is Shane and he is death. Edited July 28, 2013 by goo0gle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) <'gooogle translation'> The server is 109.70.148.244 2301Come and make a fun. :) Edited July 28, 2013 by goo0gle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 28, 2013 <'gooogle translation'> The server is 109.70.148.244 2301Come and make a fun. :)that's a nice fake IP you have there.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 28, 2013 <'gooogle translation'> The server is not fake.The name of the server is number 1 server because it is original.Please bring a presents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) "generous starting loadouts" ayy?Less time looking i guessFlorx is there....that can only be a good sign for goo0gle Edited July 28, 2013 by RekliSnipez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 28, 2013 <'gooogle translation'> I have many pepsi for the guests and we have kill a cow and a sheep for barbecue.Come and make a enjoy! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h3l1x 327 Posted July 28, 2013 It's going to be a very nice birthday clusterfuck massacre indeed. Name: DayZ Chernarus|GITS|Number 1 Server **FIXED**(SAME HIVE)PVP| 950 Vehicles 100 HELI'S, AS50's, EXTRACurrent Players: 56 / 70Average (past month): 54 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 28, 2013 It's going to be a very nice birthday clusterfuck massacre indeed. Name: DayZ Chernarus|GITS|Number 1 Server **FIXED**(SAME HIVE)PVP| 950 Vehicles 100 HELI'S, AS50's, EXTRACurrent Players: 56 / 70Average (past month): 54I have not found him in tulga...there has been shootings too...i must flee before the afk kill me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Florx 1326 Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) In Tulga drives a blue van around and honks. Edit: No Goo0gle maybe later. Edited July 28, 2013 by Florx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
khaenz 93 Posted July 28, 2013 In Tulga drives a blue van around and honks. Edit: No Goo0gle maybe later. I have not found him in tulga...there has been shootings too...i must flee before the afk kill meRemember, he said Tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 28, 2013 In Tulga drives a blue van around and honks. Edit: No Goo0gle maybe later.that was me!! why didnt you love me!!!? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cap'n (DayZ) 1827 Posted July 28, 2013 Don't mind the suspicious looking satchel charges cleverly laid out around Tulga, I'm just leaving my little "satchels" of "joy" >:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stapo 188 Posted July 28, 2013 <'gooogle translation'> Tomorrow I have 13 years old like Carl. so your telling me that every birthday you have, you become 2 years younger? http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/122572-acceptable-age-to-play/page-5#entry1371875"I have 15 years now and I am not bandit." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h3l1x 327 Posted July 28, 2013 so your telling me that every birthday you have, you become 2 years younger? Life imitates hollywood. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cautoad 216 Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Tomorrow: Edited July 28, 2013 by WoodleDoodle 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 28, 2013 so your telling me that every birthday you have, you become 2 years younger? http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/122572-acceptable-age-to-play/page-5#entry1371875"I have 15 years now and I am not bandit."further proof of this fraud gg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulHunter (DayZ) 233 Posted July 28, 2013 I can now understand why he asked for morphine as well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 28, 2013 I can now understand why he asked for morphine as well...hmm? because we're intending to rain death apon his soul? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
