Better ways to troll?

[TheMachine 803]

So I've been killing people on DayZ for a long time. I've become really good at it too.

 

But lately I've been trying to think of newer, better ways to troll the shit out of other players, killing them just isn't enough anymore. 

One of my favourites is to break legs, let the victim bandage up, follow them for 15 minutes while they try to find supplies, hunt animals then shoot them again. This however, is quite hard to actually pull off successfully, people usually just suicide or get killed by someone else.

 

Killing someone with great EQ is also decent, but since that's standard bandit practice anyway, it's hardly a deviation from the norm. 

 

Betrayal can be fun, especially if you team with someone for at least half an hour, then sombrely say "I'm sorry man, but I just have these urges..." waiting for their response of "what?" then shooting them in the head. 

This too is a lot of work and it'll usually ends with them being killed by someone else before you have a chance to execute your devious plan.

 

Classic 'gentleman' banditry can be fun too, not actually killing a player but making them drop their EQ, but for this you really need a team. 

 

Letting someone fully repair a vehicle before sniping them is good, but requires a lot of patience.

What about you guys, what sort of depraved shit do you do?

 

 

[OrLoK 16185]

 

What about you guys, what sort of depraved shit do you do?

none of the above.

[meat pie 632]

So I've been killing people on DayZ for a long time. I've become really good at it too.

 

But lately I've been trying to think of newer, better ways to troll the shit out of other players, killing them just isn't enough anymore. 

One of my favourites is to break legs, let the victim bandage up, follow them for 15 minutes while they try to find supplies, hunt animals then shoot them again. This however, is quite hard to actually pull off successfully, people usually just suicide or get killed by someone else.

 

Killing someone with great EQ is also decent, but since that's standard bandit practice anyway, it's hardly a deviation from the norm. 

 

Betrayal can be fun, especially if you team with someone for at least half an hour, then sombrely say "I'm sorry man, but I just have these urges..." waiting for their response of "what?" then shooting them in the head. 

This too is a lot of work and it'll usually ends with them being killed by someone else before you have a chance to execute your devious plan.

 

Classic 'gentleman' banditry can be fun too, not actually killing a player but making them drop their EQ, but for this you really need a team. 

 

Letting someone fully repair a vehicle before sniping them is good, but requires a lot of patience.

What about you guys, what sort of depraved shit do you do?

 

 

Me?

I make them prone in door ways.

that brakes there legs and hearts

[Pvt. James Duke 28]

Acquire bus, fill it with players, drive it off of Elektro Docks. Had this happen to me.

[Agent36 25]

Fly a bi-plane into them.

[SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747]

Kidnapping.

[Hetstaine 10852]

Yeh standard old kidnapping here too, pick em up on the coast and deliver them to the middle of fuckbutt nowhere with no gear.

Helicopter ride to debug land if they are especially annoying, leave them a mak with 1 round, a drink and a tin of food.

[wild_man 4442]

for me is simple, I see guy I start make shout too much loud in direct chat like 'OK BITCH I AM COME FOR MURDER YOU!!! ' and make noise like some animal. this make guy panic and confuse, is too much funny when they are look every place for find me and run with no direction  like chicken no head style get stuck in door and bush  :D

[DayzForumer 284]

Micspamming in direct chat.

[zecele 211]

None of this because i don't troll. I have better sense.

[intoxicated 3]

I thoroughly enjoy shooting people in the chest with an SVD, if you hit them right it will make them pass out, i then go up and bandage them and run them to rooftops and make them sing for my entertainment, then i usually drop their body off the top of a building so they fall to their death when they wake up :)

I also like taking fresh spawns out to an island far outside the map and leaving them on the little island, telling them im taking them to my secret base to give them stuff.

Then there's the generic hey u want a lift ill get you in my heli, pull up in the heli and land on their head, breaking their legs and making them pass out. (works better for the far kamenka spawn because there's no zombies nearby to eat them so they have to crawl a long distance)

[Sutinen 635]

I once had a entire backpack full of Stanag mags (5.56 ammo box), so when I saw a hatchet guy running trough a field, I sprayed the entire mag at him, not aiming. He was skipping and hopping away. Just don't use SD rounds, they have to hear the cracks for full effect.

[SoulHunter (DayZ) 233]

Kidnapping someone and putting them in the middle of the sea with broken legs and a backpack with full of toilet papers..

Edited July 21, 2013 by SoulHunter

[iamlegend (DayZ) 14]

for me is simple, I see guy I start make shout too much loud in direct chat like 'OK BITCH I AM COME FOR MURDER YOU!!! ' and make noise like some animal. this make guy panic and confuse, is too much funny when they are look every place for find me and run with no direction  like chicken no head style get stuck in door and bush  :D

 

 

nice accent

[Twixx (DayZ) 39]

Pff, hide in the bush and troll them with helicopter sound in direct chat, whilst they look up I charge at them with my hatchet.. and then.. WOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.

 

Or yeah, just make scary sounds and stuff in direct whilst the player can't see you. It's especally fun if there's two noobs teamed up and talking to eachother in direct, then hear their freaked out voices speaking to eachother > :D

Edited July 21, 2013 by Twixx

[Devon206 (DayZ) 77]

Fly them to skalisty and tell them they added barracks.

[fez0r 23]

I don't really troll, maube it's my age or that it never really appealed to me.

[Vicco 123]

Except for spraying rounds around somebody, none of that garbage works with a veteran who just won't cooperate.

By veteran I mean a few hours of game play and over 8 years old.

Kidnap? Give me a break. Taken for a ride to nowhere? Give me the same break.

Sure, you might find a noob or lonely person to cooperate, but it's called "child abuse."

[leondss 1]

How can you kidnapp people? How can you drag a player into a vehicle if he dont want to?

[kander 80]

I just shoot down their helicopters with a singe Makarov bullet. That irks 'em..

[TheLastEmp 295]

Was playing on a server that started every new spawn with an enfield and a satchel charge.

 

Would drive up and down the coast till someone shot at me.

 

Would get out and knock them out with the enfield.

 

Would bandage them and set satchel charge while they're knocked out.

 

Would tell them that they shouldn't have shot at me, but that it's okay.  We can still be friends and work together.

 

Once they start to wake up, start backing away far enough and give the player a *salute*.

 

Touch off satchel charge.

 

Loot new satchel charge off their body and repeat process.

[SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747]

Yeh standard old kidnapping here too, pick em up on the coast and deliver them to the middle of fuckbutt nowhere with no gear.

Helicopter ride to debug land if they are especially annoying, leave them a mak with 1 round, a drink and a tin of food.

 

Haha, that's why I can't wait for suicide functionality.

[wild_man 4442]

Was playing on a server that started every new spawn with an enfield and a satchel charge.

 

Would drive up and down the coast till someone shot at me.

 

Would get out and knock them out with the enfield.

 

Would bandage them and set satchel charge while they're knocked out.

 

Would tell them that they shouldn't have shot at me, but that it's okay.  We can still be friends and work together.

 

Once they start to wake up, start backing away far enough and give the player a *salute*.

 

Touch off satchel charge.

 

Loot new satchel charge off their body and repeat process.

 

 nice system for make lulz :beans:  i hope satchel charge or possible for make some bomb in SA :D

[TheLastEmp 295]

 nice system for make lulz :beans:  i hope satchel charge or possible for make some bomb in SA :D

 

Some sort of system for making an IED would serve a nice purpose and be totally realistic given just how many things you can make an explosive out of.

[muse9191 2]

Find a sneaky player crawling through Cherno/Electro.
Lob a smoke grenade on top of them.
Sit back and enjoy the show.