King of kong 1117 Posted July 19, 2013 How i became a bandito: Spawned in otmel, met a guy (fellow noob) shot him, took his supplies, moved on, got in contact with fellow irish person who offered me a car (with no petrol) that had supplies left in it, ran 4 miles to the place and found M14 and G36C and M16A2, got in contact with a hero in zelenogorsk, met him, saw his humvee, shot him in face, took gear and car, gotin contact with noob's who needed a teammate, met them, grouped for short while, shot both of them in face, got bandit skin, was ambushed by a previous victim of my M14, shot him in face, met the dude who gave me car when i was noob, shot him in face, drove to NW airfield and found 2 badly damaged helis and plane with no fuel, died THE END 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastEmp 295 Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) Effing Lol'dSarcasm must not be Kong's strong suit Edited July 19, 2013 by TheLastEmp 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted July 19, 2013 Effing Lol'dSarcasm must not be Kong's strong suit You insult me sir/madam sarcasm is my fecking middle name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted July 19, 2013 Thank you mister no-name posh man, GTFO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted July 20, 2013 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98673WJJt1re3dx3o1_500.gif 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingofcrafting4 8 Posted July 20, 2013 You 1uped okami XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted July 21, 2013 to be bandit is in my blood :) Alexander Solonik was brother of my dad, he was kill before I am born but 'unkle Sasha' was famous bandit guy for sure and my dad say me too many story about this guy, my dad also was in same gang but he coming UK before some guys try shot him also, I am sure is why I am love so much the pvP :P 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted July 21, 2013 Thank's ?Problem little stumpy homer simpson dude? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted July 21, 2013 Problem little stumpy homer simpson dude?don't make worry for this guy Kong, ;) is for some the way for make fun to go other guys topic and make stupid comment for no reason and make no sense. :huh: I am see this too much times in this forum, my system for this is ignore bullshits 100%, is no time for waste on this shit :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HardlyThoughtOf 8 Posted July 21, 2013 Make my babies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjl1911 1 Posted July 21, 2013 Hello, i would like to share my first PK. Me and my friend had a Humvee, were both new and only had a makarov each.(i had an M24 but was killed)So we were driving and a bleeding guy with a SA58v CCO running away from zeds got in. He needed to bandage and we eluded the horde and got away. He got out and started to bandage. My friend says go lets get him he might shoot us. We shot a full mag into his head while he was bandaging. His swears filled side chat as we laughed, the only problem his friends had a heli. We got chased halfway down the road untill a m107 started to distract the heli. We ditched the Humvee in the ocean and logged in a forest. we still wont go near cherno now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjl1911 1 Posted July 22, 2013 Make my babiesNew spawns are great target dummies! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
