goo0gle 249 Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) <'gooogle translation'>This is a special massage for Stalin.Yesterday I was in the Cherno supermarket with Stalin.Then a jeep enter the supermarket with many bandits.They make a talk on the voicechat.We must go down to ground and not make a move.Then they take Stalin to the car and kill me in the face.I come back in a new life in Kamenka.And Stalin is gone with the kidnapp.Stalin if you make a read for this then please give me a massage on the Skype.My name is bruno.bbI will come and make a rescue because I have a new shotgun.Like you are my brother. Edited July 7, 2013 by goo0gle 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 7, 2013 Stalin is great at giving massages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 7, 2013 <'gooogle translation'>Stalin is only 10 years old player.If he's fathers and mothers find out he was kidnapp then he will be banned.This is very important for he's future. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted July 7, 2013 Good luck GooOgle. Let's hope he's alive and well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 7, 2013 <'gooogle translation'>Thanks you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leviski 2152 Posted July 7, 2013 HmmmNew Google please look at the old Googles posts a little more close and copy him better :( 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plexico 386 Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) Then they take Stalin to the car and kill me in the face.That part made me think it wasn't really him. Edited July 7, 2013 by Plexico Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted July 8, 2013 We have to remember that after a Messiah many False Prophets emerge.....Will we ever know if this is the real Gooogle.We need to devise a test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarkasm0 109 Posted July 8, 2013 Oh god, this is so fucking sad, not the thread, but this dude acting as if he is g00gle.This guy has no shame and TOO MUCH free time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asdzx9@gmail.com 12 Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Yesterday I was in the Cherno supermarket with Stalin.I thought this was a beginning of a joke. lol... Edited July 8, 2013 by nxz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.cab 83 Posted July 8, 2013 A troll, trolling a troll.Welcome to the internet boys n girls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeM (DayZ) 41 Posted July 8, 2013 Would be funny if it was more like the real guy :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dulix11 731 Posted July 8, 2013 Thanks for the sig, goo0gle! <3 yew! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) oh..my post did count...ignore it Edited July 10, 2013 by RekliSnipez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 10, 2013 AN IMPERSONATOR DESTROY HIM,DESTROY HIM BEFORE HE RUINS THE PERFECT IMAGE OF THE TRUE G000GLE SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH ME!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!IT'S NOT ENOUGH THE SPIRIT BOMB'S FADING....RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Like a falcon punch...but a dragon) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) <'gooogle translation'>Why?I am really excist. :( Edited July 10, 2013 by goo0gle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 10, 2013 <'gooogle translation'>excist. :(And thus he has revealed himself G000gle never mis-spelled..neither does google translateHE IS A FAKE DESTROY HIM! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henryllex~ 407 Posted July 10, 2013 And thus he has revealed himself G000gle never mis-spelled..neither does google translateHE IS A FAKE DESTROY HIM!Can we use fire? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 10, 2013 <'gooogle translation'>Please admin ban this player.He want to give me death. >:( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Can we use fire?Yes,fire is the only way....other than a comically large hammer given the affectionate name "The Ban Hammer"....*cough*BanHimAlready!*cough* Edited July 10, 2013 by RekliSnipez 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) <'gooogle translation'>Please admin ban meI want to give me death so i can visit Valhalla :D Edited July 10, 2013 by RekliSnipez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goo0gle 249 Posted July 10, 2013 <'gooogle translation'>Why you make my topic a garbage?This is important massage for a player of the Dayz Medics Clan who is kidnapp.Please make a quit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henryllex~ 407 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Yes,fire is the only way....other than a comically large hammer given the affectionate name "The Ban Hammer"....*cough*BanHimAlready!*cough*Inception, Orlok, get your flamethrowers.WE are the kidnappers. Edited July 10, 2013 by Henryllex~ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 10, 2013 <'gooogle translation'>Why you make my topic a garbage?This is important massage for a player of the Dayz Medics Clan who is kidnapp.Please make a quit.DIE YOU FALSE TROLL!Stop impersonating an at least original troll who holds a place in the forums hearts and mindsYOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SHADOW OF HIS PERFECT-NESS BEGONE! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Inception, Orlok, get your flamethrowers.WE are the kidnappers.you ninja'd me with that?..step up son photo shop his face om that shit Edited July 10, 2013 by RekliSnipez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
