ThePaidAssassin 6 Posted July 5, 2013 Hey guys I am a trained sniper and I am willing to use my own equipment in order to make sure trades go smoothly. I won't need anything from the trade. Consider me as the middle man but without having to receive any items. All I require is for you to be in a place where I can see. If something goes sour you can count on me to have the traitor dead within seconds :)Now onto the pilot part. Any wanting a pilot for their group I am more than happy to fly and join a group! I have hours of experience and am not afraid to try crazy things (I have landed in forests, water pickups, and emergency landings) I am all kitted out although you guys would be supplying the helicopter :) Cheers guys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted July 5, 2013 Who trained you.Do you have actual get to da choppa certification.Have you ever heard of Chuck Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Norris.Are you of rugged bearded appearanceCould you fill in for Steven Segall if a chef was needed on a cruise linerCan you sit in one spot for days on end like an Apache warrior only sustained by the moisture from the grass and the odd insect.Have you ever been in a bus with KeanuIs your helmet polished. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wazza 274 Posted July 5, 2013 Who trained you.Do you have actual get to da choppa certification.Have you ever heard of Chuck Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Norris.Are you of rugged bearded appearanceCould you fill in for Steven Segall if a chef was needed on a cruise linerCan you sit in one spot for days on end like an Apache warrior only sustained by the moisture from the grass and the odd insect.Have you ever been in a bus with KeanuIs your helmet polished.All valid questions for L33t trained snipers.. Please may i add some more..Do you regularly substitue water for your own urine to maintain adequate hydration?Do you have a war face?Do you stay frosty?Do you except visa or american express as payment? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted July 5, 2013 Do you even lift? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThePaidAssassin 6 Posted July 5, 2013 I can confirm that every single one of these questions have the same answer. Yes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
preacherlr 614 Posted July 5, 2013 You admit to lifting, But does thou even hoist? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThePaidAssassin 6 Posted July 5, 2013 I have my certificate for flying a helicopter... of course I hoist. Although I don't understand the reasoning behind your question because I clearly stated I had a polished helmet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saucy (DayZ) 38 Posted July 5, 2013 I have my certificate for flying a helicopter... of course I hoist. Although I don't understand the reasoning behind your question because I clearly stated I had a polished helmet.Take the TMW Tier 3 or Tier 4 pilot training and record it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digger4400 1 Posted July 6, 2013 (edited) Do what is your opinion on killing players? (Help, avoid, hunt)?Are you okay with running with a group that doesn't have a chopper YET but is planning on some serious trading soon.Do you have steam, or skype?Do you have TeamSpeak 3?Are you opposed to helping train more snipers for a group? Edited July 6, 2013 by digger4400 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopss 6 Posted July 10, 2013 If your intrested I'm looking for a sniper for my group. PM me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CS14 133 Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) Do you even lift? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c Edited July 31, 2013 by CS14 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
