AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 -A dude is playing korean music on the global chat-A corpse with nothing but a crowbar and a windshield -Supermarket is full of bags, bags and watches-AfterShave has died-A squeakie calling everyone a jew fag-A squeakie has died-A noob glitches off a ladder and dies-A bus spawns-A bus crashes into the hospital-A guy bitches on the global chat about vehicle mechanics in Arma 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zfleming12 395 Posted June 24, 2013 Sounds like another day in Cherno! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 -A barrel is set on fire, AfterShave wonders who lit it-A Aftershave looks for said player-AfterShave has died Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted June 24, 2013 What happened next? I'm intrigued.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 -AfterShave ran from Cherno spawn to cranes-Aftershave spots a guy with a hatchet coming this way-"Friendly?"Apparently not. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 -Guy playing korean music starts speaking korean-Multiple trolls use racial slurs-AfterShave finds global chat in loading screen a nice distraction. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aporis 422 Posted June 24, 2013 Im hooked now What happend next to AfterShave!? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeM (DayZ) 41 Posted June 24, 2013 Please don't make us wait this long AfterShave! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted June 24, 2013 Poor AfterShave's destiny might involve a spade even if he doesn't realise it yet, time will only tell. I did say might?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aporis 422 Posted June 24, 2013 I CANT TAKE THIS TENSION! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
creature 1189 Posted June 24, 2013 Maybe, he got a job in a large department store selling a men's cologne named Hombre. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiiriXX 159 Posted June 24, 2013 -aftershave didnt cut himself shaving? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) -AfterShave logged off to yell at his brother about downloading too much porn and causing ping spikes-AfterShave respawns in Kemanka-Fuck Kemanka Edited June 24, 2013 by AfterShave 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeM (DayZ) 41 Posted June 24, 2013 Ahh such satisfaction! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) -AfterShave has no idea what the hell to do in Kamenka-Player "KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ" agrees to pick AfterShave up-AfterShave finds a hatchet and prepares to ambush said player Edited June 24, 2013 by AfterShave 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 -AfterShave gets red chain -KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ picks AfterShve up-He appears to want to engage in "Joy riding"-AfterShave agrees, and suggests they stop in the middle of the woods to look for his previous corpse, which had alot of "phancy lewt"-"bruh where's the lewt"-KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ has died. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 24, 2013 -AfterShave finds makarov and beans-AfterShave expected more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted June 24, 2013 People like Aftershave are the only thing that make side chat worthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun With Flares 72 Posted June 25, 2013 Oh my god, I was using a hatchet, and this guy starts singing in direct, "Looking for wizard, going to CRUSH HIM..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asdzx9@gmail.com 12 Posted June 25, 2013 -AfterShave respawns in Kemanka-Fuck Kemankalol hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deception. 12 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Oh? When I went to Cherno I saw some players doing the conga line down to the town hall where a player threw a grenade into the crowd.The grenadier WASN'T ME.Don't believe them! Edited June 25, 2013 by Deception. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted June 25, 2013 -AfterShave glitches through a ladder in the fire station and becomes stranded on the roof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deception. 12 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) -AfterShave glitches through a ladder in the fire station and becomes stranded on the roof.It isn't possible to get trapped on the firestation roof. There's ladders on all sections.But that's funny. Some guy I was fighting tried to kill me and ended up glitching through a window and falling to his death.I was disappointed I didn't get the kill. Edited June 25, 2013 by Deception. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites