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Meanwhile in Cherno

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-A dude is playing korean music on the global chat

-A corpse with nothing but a crowbar and a windshield

-Supermarket is full of bags, bags and watches

-AfterShave has died

-A squeakie calling everyone a jew fag

-A squeakie has died

-A noob glitches off a ladder and dies

-A bus spawns

-A bus crashes into the hospital

-A guy bitches on the global chat about vehicle mechanics in Arma

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-A barrel is set on fire, AfterShave wonders who lit it

-A Aftershave looks for said player

-AfterShave has died

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What happened next? I'm intrigued....

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-AfterShave ran from Cherno spawn to cranes

-Aftershave spots a guy with a hatchet coming this way

-"Friendly?"

Apparently not.

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-Guy playing korean music starts speaking korean

-Multiple trolls use racial slurs

-AfterShave finds global chat in loading screen a nice distraction.

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Im hooked now What happend next to AfterShave!?

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Poor AfterShave's destiny might involve a spade even if he doesn't realise it yet, time will only tell. I did say might??

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Maybe, he got a job in a large department store selling a men's cologne named Hombre.

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-AfterShave logged off to yell at his brother about downloading too much porn and causing ping spikes

-AfterShave respawns in Kemanka

-Fuck Kemanka

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-AfterShave has no idea what the hell to do in Kamenka

-Player "KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ" agrees to pick AfterShave up

-AfterShave finds a hatchet and prepares to ambush said player

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-AfterShave gets red chain

-KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ picks AfterShve up

-He appears to want to engage in "Joy riding"

-AfterShave agrees, and suggests they stop in the middle of the woods to look for his previous corpse, which had alot of "phancy lewt"

-"bruh where's the lewt"

-KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ has died.

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People like Aftershave are the only thing that make side chat worthy.

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Oh? When I went to Cherno I saw some players doing the conga line down to the town hall where a player threw a grenade into the crowd.

The grenadier WASN'T ME.

Don't believe them!

Edited by Deception.

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-AfterShave glitches through a ladder in the fire station and becomes stranded on the roof.

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-AfterShave glitches through a ladder in the fire station and becomes stranded on the roof.

It isn't possible to get trapped on the firestation roof. There's ladders on all sections.

But that's funny. Some guy I was fighting tried to kill me and ended up glitching through a window and falling to his death.

I was disappointed I didn't get the kill.

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