Murphy's laws of DayZ

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

14 - No matter how carefully you drive the Tractor, it will kill you

15 - The longer the journey back to your body, the shorter the time till the next server restart

Edited June 26, 2013 by (MUC) Feral

[JustThatEpic 72]

A hacker WILL kill you.

[PuRe DAYZ 39]

Never run through Electro screaming Yolo swag!

[Heroguy293 2]

Don't enter someone else's base hoping to get free loot, because trespassers will be shot on sight. Survivor's will be shot again.

[Heroguy293 2]

There will always be someone with nightvision goggles and a sniper rifle over that next hill.

[roflcopter127@yahoo.com 168]

6. Anything you do will get you shot, this includes nothing.

I lol'ed

[eric4483 32]

There will always be someone with nightvision goggles and a sniper rifle over that next hill.

Every. Single. Time.

[mluminos 31]

Never run through Electro screaming Yolo swag!

challenge accepted!

[sabre05 351]

Despite what some may think, Infection is not always the cause of death. It's suicide after contraction of the infection.

[Heroguy293 2]

Sometimes, those tons high value buildings you went through will have nothing but useless junk... And maybe two piles of it every 15 buildings.

[Heroguy293 2]

Whenever you're looking for something, most of the time it will be nowhere within reach. When you're not looking for it, you find it, except you don't need it at that point.

[Heroguy293 2]

That coyote backpack is a target on your back... or more likely your face.

Edited June 28, 2013 by Heroguy293

[Saethkept 134]

- When planning a mission, also plan your death.

- Helicopters are meant to fly ... a little bit.

- There are many open fields devoid of snipers in in wait. Ensure this assumption by crossing them.

- Hitchhiking is a great way to experience evolution.

- Most roads in Cherno lead to someplace eventually. When walking along their shoulders they all lead to hell.

- Crossing fields in a vehicle is a great shortcut ... to a demolished ride. Mind those moss covered field walls.

- The better your weapon, the shorter your life ... most of the time.

- Shiny trinkets make you popular ... everyone wants to give you lead in awe.

[Shark Eel 9]

- You will find items you don't need, and then when you need them they will be nowhere within a 50 mile radius.

[Heroguy293 2]

- You will find items you don't need, and then when you need them they will be nowhere within a 50 mile radius.

Happens to me A LOT. I searched 15 different medium or high value buildings, (btw I was looking at a map on the internet that showed where the best loot was) and found two piles of loot. they included 2 heatpacks, a few empty cans, and a canteen that I didn't need. I looked through like 10 more after that and found absolutely NOTHING. Then I looked through a factory today and found a jerrycan... and that was it.

Edited July 1, 2013 by Heroguy293

[Heroguy293 2]

That vehicle you repaired and found makes you popular! People are so happy to see you, they'll shoot your tires out and give you lead in awe!... and then take your stuff.

[Heroguy293 2]

Yeah, aint that the truth.

Baseball Bats do more damage to you than they do to the zombies.

This also applies to the hatchet. I get infected every time I try to use that, because zombies turn around and infect me on the first hit! Also, most of the time they walked through a wall to get to me.

[broguenz 333]

If by chance you have found all three of these items.. hatchet, matches and skinning knife.. you will not find an animal especially if your in need of blood.

If you only have one of these items you will see the four legged buggers everywhere.

[Gordon Axeman 191]

You'll find no morphine in a hospital if you had broken a leg.

[SoulShaper2 243]

civillian weapons such as the CZ 550 are rarer then elite military weapons

[RJTurneR 112]

- Presume goats are spies. Kill every one of them.

- Treat tractors like real living beings. Give them a name. Take care of them.

- When you see a helicopter in the air, expect to see several death messages in side chat some time soon after.

- Green Mountain will curse you. Do not travel there. Something bad will ALWAYS happen soon after visiting.

[Gordon Axeman 191]

When you are piloting a chopper, remember: BATTLEYE IS NEAR.

Soon you and all your team will be dead, if you understand me...

[mluminos 31]

civillian weapons such as the CZ 550 are rarer then elite military weapons

only in the hands of enemies, when searching for a weapon yourself you will find only a winchester to defend against their DMR

[the LawsOfFire 20]

5. Teamwork is essential (you're buddy may be the one who draws the enemy fire)

every time you make a grammar mistake. someone will always correct you

Your*

Edited July 1, 2013 by the LawsOfFire

[SpudmanWP 27]

"NOOB friendly" servers..... are NOT.