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Penguin69

What are beans in DAY-Z?

By Penguin69, in New Player Discussion

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Rekli    995

Rekli
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You clearly dont know what you are talking about.

It only takes one sperm to reproduce. The size of a sperm

is a micrometer, 1/1000 of a millimeter.

You clearly dont know what you are talking about.

It only takes one sperm to reproduce. The size of a sperm

is a micrometer, 1/1000 of a millimeter.

it has been proven many times that the larger the testicle the more sperm it produces (considering of course it is healthy). Even in heard animals they usually keep the bull with the largest testicles and castrate the rest.

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Composite Armour    21

Composite Armour
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What? Are you all insane? OP, don't listen to these fools, they knoweth not of what they speak!

Beans good sir, is a nick-name for an artifact which is banned in 28 countries. The name is unpronounceable, it is thought to originate from Wales. These beans, despite having a label saying "good for years if stored correctly" will actually outlast all mortals unless consumed. The only way to destroy a Beans is to eat it. The consumption of the Beans prevents it from mutating. No human has ever seen a fully evolved Beans, but a semi-evolved specimen was once seen consuming all the Fords at a Bathurst race in Australia. The Beans was eventually subdued, and King Kong had to be retrieved from America to consume it before it finished it's evolution. King Kong allegedly lost his mind and started attacking Tokyo, there is a documentary about this aptly named "King Kong".

As humans, it is our duty to consume these Beans. Side effects of consumption are widely discussed, with the most famous being Susan Boyle evolving the voice of an angel. Nobody knows the origin of these mythical artefacts, although a factory in Worcester, England, contains them in small metal containers to prevent their evolution until someone is able to consume them.

Lies.

Nothing originates in Wales.

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cautoad    216

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it has been proven many times that the larger the testicle the more sperm it produces (considering of course it is healthy). Even in heard animals they usually keep the bull with the largest testicles and castrate the rest.

But sir, im not talking about animals.

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Rekli    995

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But sir, im not talking about animals.

we are animals...

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