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Who is your best friend in Dayz?

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Ive always liked Gooogle. We should make him president.

I already voted him the Governor of Tulga, so president as next step sounds logical!

But seriously, the first 50 posts was really funny but now its just silly trolling. Like someone tells you the same "your mother is..." joke for the 100th time :(

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I mean that regardless of whether you are an bandit or not, you have to do shooting at some point in DayZ. You make a wrong turn and get trapped by a zombie, you get jumped by a bandit, or what have you.

I don't appreciate you assuming I am one, nor do I appreciate the fact that you think the admins are your personal army to whom you can bitch because someone is a bandit, and you're too much of a child to handle the concept of desperation in the apocalypse which would could possibly lead to such activity.

<'gooogle translation'>

Please admin ban this player.

Thank you.

:)

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Sticky or ban? I'm undecided....

orlok pls...

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<'gooogle translation'>

Karl computer is crashed.

Can somebody help me?

I am in Berezino with the broken foots.

I was looking for woods to make a campfire when a zombie attack me.

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His english is as good as a takistani local from ArmA.

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<'gooogle translation'>

Please admin ban this player.

Thank you.

:)

:beans: Just take them. I lol'd.

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<'gooogle translation'>

I think Mark is my best friend in Dayz.

He my favourite patient.

He always comes to my medic base in Tulga for help.

Then he say to me 'can you give me bloodbag?'

Yes Mark of course. I am doctor.

One time he even give me the binoculars for thanks.

It was very cool because I could see zombies very far and watch them and they dont know I was there.

Like a FBI.

:)

I be all your good friend.

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I killed all my best friends in dayz =D

SO my best friend is my gun and hatchet =3

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My brother is my best friend.

I think he is good and he thinks of me.

Sometimes he roars a bit much.

But mostly he's nice.

Yesterday he gave his beans to me.

He told me to be careful.

Upon myself Because he had to leave for a while.

I said thank you.

he left.

Did not look back

I hope to see him again.

:blush:

Edited by JackWalsh

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