Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 11, 2013 That barn was a meat grinder. Sounds awful. :)I saw four completely random guys walking down the main road through Cherno, playing the Monkees theme song while calmly hatcheting zombies. Those guys are cray.Twas the same pig dogs that attempted to destroy my "purdy" mouth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted June 11, 2013 Well shit man.. stop having such a purdy mouf and you won't have those sorts of problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 11, 2013 Well shit man.. stop having such a purdy mouf and you won't have those sorts of problems.No! Russian dentistry at it's finest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 11, 2013 Nobody likes too much teeth 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 11, 2013 Nobody likes too much teethI can fix that for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J_Camel (DayZ) 35 Posted June 11, 2013 By kicking them in, or sending him to your dentist to fix them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 12, 2013 By kicking them in, or sending him to your dentist to fix them?I provide a one way transportation service to the beaches of Chernarus, the tooth kicking is optional. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 12, 2013 Kebab has an oral fixation ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 12, 2013 I used to smoke, now I take care of it via careful application of .50 BMG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 12, 2013 This thread has received the Steak and Potatoes stamp of approval. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 13, 2013 Man every time I see that pic: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 13, 2013 You get diabetes from the sheer incredibleness? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 13, 2013 Yup!Embed your latest video kebab. Seeing (hearing!) Steak unloading that LMG only to be silenced by a single aimed shot made me chuckle. Murrica! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J_Camel (DayZ) 35 Posted June 13, 2013 Bullets, Beer, Suppressive fire at 700M range. Murica. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 15, 2013 Yup!Embed your latest video kebab. Seeing (hearing!) Steak unloading that LMG only to be silenced by a single aimed shot made me chuckle. Murrica! Here you go, be warned of foul language.About 0:30 for the monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 16, 2013 The addition of the MK17 SD sniper to the loot table is the best thing to happen since my British assault pack burst into flames :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeshe 170 Posted June 16, 2013 So happy you guys got a UK Origins server up. Don't have the ping or patience to play with those stinking Aussies. :POrigins is a great way to pass the time and not get burned out on the Chenarus map by the time SA rolls out. Just need more players on it and it will be Epic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kebab Remover 110 Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) Balota Buddies is pleased to announce the roll out of a new server for Australia!Whitelisted Au Factions- JSRS enabled server- 8+ Factions installed in GUID locked gate bases.- Some fool left hundreds of explosives lying around! I wonder if those will breach the pesky GUID gates?- 3 independant bases are ready for you to hold, if you have the fire power.- Over 100+ vehicles including Humvee's, SUV's,Huey's and little birds in custom spawn points.- More key building, Supermarkets, Barracks and more!They fight for survival in a new incarnation of the DayZ Chenarus map.All the features you have come to expect from Balota Buddies including:- Auto refuel- Removal of vehicle parts- Full Moon Night Cycle from 12 - 6am Australian time- Street lights be enabled for night cycle- Direct voice enabled- Dynamic Heli crashes- Care packagesThe AU Factions battle ground is ready! Edited June 17, 2013 by Kebab Remover 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 17, 2013 There is a distinctly Australian bias in the Balota Buddies community. They get all the cool stuff first. I for one wish to challenge this new antipodean hedgemony. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zero Cool 35 Posted June 17, 2013 There is a distinctly Australian bias in the Balota Buddies community. They get all the cool stuff first. I for one wish to challenge this new antipodean hedgemony.What new toys did they get? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 17, 2013 Factions server! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdogsco 143 Posted June 17, 2013 You're so grumpy Jack. That's why I love you. I don't release my inner grump too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
