Easy to use checklist/survey for Bandit encounters

[Recalibar 28]

A fun little Dayz adaption for a survey my EVE alliance posted on their boards, in an effort to speed up the process of complaining about Bandits. Feel free to use/modify at your leisure!

"

In order to improve the Dayz community, we would appreciate your filling out the following survey.

YOUR OPINION MATTERS!

THANK YOU!

Dear bandits,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Killed

[] Looted/Held up

[] Left to die

[] Shot in the back

[] Other (please state)

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the

[insert nearest town] area.

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the

rest of your group are

[] Bastards

[] ****ers

[] Evil *******

[] Tossers

[] ********s

[] Griefers

[] Bandit Scum

[] ****s

[] ****s

[] Mother*******

[] Lamers

[] Losers

[] *****es

[] Traitors

and you

[] Ruin the game for

[] Enrage

[] Starve

[] Give too much grief to

[] Destroy the point in playing for

[] Other (Please State)

_____________________________

people like me.

Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to enlist the help of my

[] Whole Clan

[] Favorite Merc Squad

[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber

[] Main character

to come and

[] Kill you all

[] Kill you all and your families

[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife

[] Rape your women

[] Kill your mothers

[] Steal your beans

[] Other (Please State)

as revenge for you destroying my

[] Car.

[] Helicopter.

[] Precious weapon.

[] Progress.

[] Ego.

I sincerely hope you all

[] Get killed by hackers

[] Contract sexually transmitted diseases,

[] Rot in hell,

[] Get ass kicked back to the stone age,

[] Escrow me my stuff back,

[] Go frack yourselves,

[] Get off on killing people,

As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] **** off and die.

[] You're all a pack of ****s.

[] Oh boy, was I suckered!.

[] I hope you all get **** rot

[] You suck.

[] Revenge will be mine.

[] My clan is coming for you.

Yours,

[] Sincerely

[] Respectfully

[] Hatefully

[] Truly

[] Rather Confusedly

[] Revengefully

-[Your name here]

"

Edited May 24, 2013 by Recalibar

[Sensemann 145]

Does anybody here have some spare tissues for the whiners?

[Paddy0610 278]

Really Helpfull , will use it to flame more efficent 10/10 Points

[Inception. 9443]

Unlocked, OP will make necessary changes.

Edited May 24, 2013 by Inception.