Some people are beyond dumb.

[LeastDionysus 11]

I had to share this because it was really quite funny. I was playing on an origins server and ran into a firehouse. There was a player in there who told me he was friendly, and also said that there were some DMR mags upstairs for my m14. I said thanks and walked up to go get them. As I was looting them the guy comes up behind me and tries to shoot me, he missed all his shots except for one. I laughed because I managed to turn around and shoot him before he got the chance to reload. Also boosted my humanity a bit. Anyways, how is someone that dumb?

[JackieBoy 17]

LOL couldnt tell you mate.

[Chris529 380]

lol some people are just seriously terrible shots, a private hive I play you spawn with an m9sd, there's always some bandit wannabe hanging around the spawn who blasts 2 mags at you. You don't die of course it might mess you up badly but I usually just crouch and take careful shots while they waste all their ammo missing.

Similar thing happened while I was on a Namalsk server, I was at some army base and I found a corpse and took an ak 74 off the corpse (swapped hatchet I had because derp) and some dude was crouched emptying his m9sd at me. I ran around him for a bit while he struggled to get hits and I eventually swapped to my m9sd and knocked him out in a few hits. I said something obscene over direct at him and emptied 8 bullets into his unconscious back, killed an aggro'd zombie but when I turned around the dude had combat logged.

Edited April 20, 2013 by Chris529

[-Gews- 7443]

I once had a guy fire at least 50 rounds at me and miss me every time. I've done the same on occasion though. :blush:

[TheCreeper (DayZ) 3565]

Best one to date:

Me: dude, why did you kill him

Bandit: I didn't

Me: Dude, I just watched you do it

Bandit: no you didn't

Me: so you just didn't kill Taylor, in cherno with an Enfield

Bandit: listen, shut your f*cking mouth, you didn't see sh*t, I'm an admin here, keep it up and I'll ban you

Me: oh really

* Scope in on my DMR and shoot him in the back of the head *

Bandit: YOU F*CKING HACKER, I'M BANNING YOU

* alt+tab to Rcon *

Bandit was kicked by battleeye: reason: Admin kick: you are NOT an admin here, I however am, enjoy a ban

[John69 64]

@TheCreeper...lol.. thats stupid right there...

I had a good laugh..thank you :)

[Crazy one 124]

Luckily i try and 90% succeed in not getting into P v P situations i'm that bad i would miss most of my shots(i think) so i avoid it like the plague.

[TheCreeper (DayZ) 3565]

@TheCreeper...lol.. thats stupid right there...

I had a good laugh..thank you :)

I only wish I had fraps running, glad you liked it

[declan223@gmail.com 271]

I had a hacker teleport me on Namalsk and waste a magazine of ER7 RFW at the range of about 10m on me.

[Sutinen 635]

One guy said he was friendly and came into a supermarket I was in. Then, he suddenly shot at my legs (I was stationary, that guy had no idea how to aim for the head) and I had to shoot him in his face with my MP5. Then he logged out and disappeared from the server.

[taco241 393]

I ran into a guy begging for his life on Taviana. Me with M16, he's unarmed.Of course I let him go.He starts begging for shit. Food, drink,bandage.

I tell him to go find the building next to us and go on his way. He soon finds a crowbar and comes back to whack at me.

This is what I get for sparing an unarmed guy. a crowbar? really?

I downed him but good..

[narwaljunior 18]

I was playing Red Orchestra 2 last night, turned a corner to find a russian soldier in front of me. Pretty sure my scream was audible down the block and I put an entire mp40 mag into him from hipfire. I probably would blast randomly if I turned a corner to see a bandit running my way.