Very Ape 748 Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) You were walking through the woods. I can only imagine the pants-shitting terror you felt when a ghillie-clad Ape quite literally flew out of the darkness of a pine tree and gunned you down. I could tell by your immediate "spray 'n pray" shooting that the fear had gripped you; the mortal fright that becomes one close to death. I would like to think that my war-cry in direct chat contributed to that fear. You died, and all your material possessions became mine.All because you ventured too close to my pine tree.It's my goddamn pine tree.Stay away.edit: To be clear, I initiated the combat roll from the other side of the tree, so from his perspective, part of the tree turned into a vaguely humanoid bush-creature, arms extended, flying towards him while bellowing "GET AWAY FROM MY TREE!!" As this was happening, he started blindly firing ahead of him, although I was only in his peripheral vision. Edited April 10, 2013 by Very Ape 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fachii 31 Posted April 10, 2013 Okay...That's interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Very Ape 748 Posted April 10, 2013 Okay...That's interesting...Your interest is noted, but you forgot to praise my zealous defense of the tree. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amit 33 Posted April 10, 2013 Trees are precious. They allow us to breathe. Protect the trees. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N0 R3M0RS3 63 Posted April 11, 2013 Never mess with another mans tree! I'd kill him to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HERBERT-THETREE 44 Posted April 11, 2013 I commend you for your defense of another tree....next time I see carl ill tell him not to break your legs as you crawl around him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117 Posted April 11, 2013 Trees are precious. They allow us to breathe. Protect the trees.Actually, about 80% of our oxygen is produced by algae. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redeyezero 2 Posted April 12, 2013 Actually, about 80% of our oxygen is produced by algae.BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!! BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tek (DayZ) 95 Posted April 12, 2013 Sorry, I just chopped your tree down for firewood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Very Ape 748 Posted April 12, 2013 Sorry, I just chopped your tree down for firewood.I killed ten people in retaliation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tek (DayZ) 95 Posted April 12, 2013 I killed ten people in retaliation!Why didn't you call? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serious Stan 202 Posted April 13, 2013 where is your pine tree? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Very Ape 748 Posted April 16, 2013 where is your pine tree?Northeast of Chernogorsk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stoned Orangutan 31 Posted April 19, 2013 I am gonna kill you and your pine tree. Expect me :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Russian 17 Posted April 19, 2013 (edited) even a dog needs a tree sometimes Edited April 19, 2013 by White Russian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 19, 2013 It may be your tree.... but it's MY forest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
