Creative use of the combat roll

[Very Ape 748]

You were walking through the woods. I can only imagine the pants-shitting terror you felt when a ghillie-clad Ape quite literally flew out of the darkness of a pine tree and gunned you down. I could tell by your immediate "spray 'n pray" shooting that the fear had gripped you; the mortal fright that becomes one close to death. I would like to think that my war-cry in direct chat contributed to that fear. You died, and all your material possessions became mine.

All because you ventured too close to my pine tree.

It's my goddamn pine tree.

Stay away.

edit: To be clear, I initiated the combat roll from the other side of the tree, so from his perspective, part of the tree turned into a vaguely humanoid bush-creature, arms extended, flying towards him while bellowing "GET AWAY FROM MY TREE!!" As this was happening, he started blindly firing ahead of him, although I was only in his peripheral vision.

Edited April 10, 2013 by Very Ape

[Grey Warden 90]

nom

[fachii 31]

Okay...That's interesting...

[Very Ape 748]

Okay...That's interesting...

Your interest is noted, but you forgot to praise my zealous defense of the tree.

[amit 33]

Trees are precious. They allow us to breathe. Protect the trees.

[N0 R3M0RS3 63]

Never mess with another mans tree! I'd kill him to.

[HERBERT-THETREE 44]

I commend you for your defense of another tree....next time I see carl ill tell him not to break your legs as you crawl around him

[Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117]

Trees are precious. They allow us to breathe. Protect the trees.

Actually, about 80% of our oxygen is produced by algae.

[redeyezero 2]

Actually, about 80% of our oxygen is produced by algae.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!! BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL!!!

[Tek (DayZ) 95]

Sorry, I just chopped your tree down for firewood.

[Very Ape 748]

Sorry, I just chopped your tree down for firewood.

I killed ten people in retaliation!

[Tek (DayZ) 95]

I killed ten people in retaliation!

Why didn't you call?

[Serious Stan 202]

where is your pine tree?

[Very Ape 748]

where is your pine tree?

Northeast of Chernogorsk.

[Stoned Orangutan 31]

I am gonna kill you and your pine tree. Expect me :)

[White Russian 17]

even a dog needs a tree sometimes

Edited April 19, 2013 by White Russian

[Guest]

It may be your tree.... but it's MY forest