dukstuf 24 Posted March 22, 2013 /steps onto tiny bench entering army barracks /finds self on barracks roof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DayzForumer 284 Posted March 23, 2013 /puts on ghillie suit/suddenly swims in the ground Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captainwaffles 41 Posted March 23, 2013 /gets hit by zombie/zombie is the dragonborn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted March 23, 2013 /gut chicken/get steak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted March 25, 2013 8 Shots with an AKM = 36,000 Damage/AK74 = 21776 Damage. So I doubt that you bcould get shot 8 times with an AK and survive unless your using Hacks/scriptsApparently you can be shot 8 times by an AKM at 600m and survive... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerribleFate 49 Posted March 25, 2013 -Get hit by a hatchet-Fus Ro Dah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandema 352 Posted March 25, 2013 I feel this is more ArmA2 logic but whatever.Crusing down a road in my truckDrift around a corner feeling like a bossBarely nick a rock with my rear bumper20 meters straight up doing backflipsLand and keep on driving like nothing happened Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drayson 158 Posted March 25, 2013 Best thread ever....you know until SA is released. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doodleisbrutal 33 Posted March 25, 2013 /Falls 2 feet/Dies/Sniper to the arm/Bandage will fix that/Reload your hatchets/Take 3 makarov rounds to leg/Bandage,beans,morphine/Repeat x100/Act as if nothing happened Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
