JamesMoore 51 Posted March 21, 2013 /get shot 8 times with an AK/2 inch bandage and beans 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
♠ Unknown ♠ 8 Posted March 21, 2013 Beats getting shot in the neck by a sniper rifle then waiting 5 secs' while seing red, then being all healthy and well.It's still a game though. Or shall we just ask for realism? Need I remember you can't take a s**t or a p**s in DayZ? (think I heard somebody once complain how we can't use the new toilet paper trash).If this was supposed to be a joke thread, where ppl would post funny "logic of DayZ things" you should say so, cause' this is looking like a complaint topic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
declan223@gmail.com 271 Posted March 21, 2013 8 Shots with an AKM = 36,000 Damage/AK74 = 21776 Damage. So I doubt that you bcould get shot 8 times with an AK and survive unless your using Hacks/scripts 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 21, 2013 Dayz logic logic huh..let me see what i got here.. ...oh yeh.. 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conkykillz 791 Posted March 21, 2013 Think you just went Full Retard 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted March 21, 2013 8 Shots with an AKM = 36,000 Damage/AK74 = 21776 Damage. So I doubt that you bcould get shot 8 times with an AK and survive unless your using Hacks/scriptsYou might be able to survive it at 1500m. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leviski 2152 Posted March 21, 2013 /open door/break legs 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PuRe DAYZ 39 Posted March 21, 2013 dude you missed him probably in saying that dayz is the most glitchy game I have played so this question can never be answered-_- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BearGravy 53 Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) /park car/die by car you just parked Edited March 21, 2013 by BearGravy 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dango 23 Posted March 21, 2013 /zombie punches you in the face/break both your legs 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitunzz 90 Posted March 21, 2013 /Taps car on fence./Car blows up. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris529 380 Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) /Taps car on fence./Car blows up./car going 6 km/h 'hits' small green shrub/car blows up^ happened on Lingor ^I also tried to take off in a huey once but it was sort of between two trees. The propeller ended up grabbing the trees and flinging the chopper sideways and up. It did not end well.I've also broken my legs and lost most of my blood by trying to dive underneath a small wooden bridge somewhere in Chernarus. I thought I could fit but it was clipped off and I went straight into an invisible wall.I'm sure a lot of people have done this one, sometimes I have a pistol or flashlight out while on a tight walkway and make the mistake of facing the wall. Usually I get forced through the railing with broken legs and plunge to my death.this mod is by far one of the buggiest I have ever played and it infuriates me beyond belief on a weekly basis.But god damn it's fun to play :) Edited March 21, 2013 by Chris529 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xianyu 820 Posted March 21, 2013 You wanna know DayZ logic?/Make thread about LOGIC/Filled with GLITCH STORIESthe OP even set a clear example! Get shot with a gun - a bandage and a tin of beans later and you're back to perfect health!DAYZ LOGIC/Break legs/use morphine as a splintLearn to cogitate this shit, guys. Geeze. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timboski 618 Posted March 21, 2013 /crawls into water until fully submerged/some time later, still alive 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Shadow 119 Posted March 21, 2013 /gets wood from tree/tree still there 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygamer1 176 Posted March 21, 2013 / Drive ATV over traintracks./Filps 100 times in the air. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygamer1 176 Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) /Drive ATV over bridge/get stucked in the middle of bridge Edited March 21, 2013 by flygamer1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 21, 2013 You wanna know DayZ logic?/Make thread about LOGIC/Filled with GLITCH STORIESthe OP even set a clear example! Get shot with a gun - a bandage and a tin of beans later and you're back to perfect health!DAYZ LOGIC/Break legs/use morphine as a splintLearn to cogitate this shit, guys. Geeze. Sorry Mum..my fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted March 21, 2013 Dayz logic logic huh..let me see what i got here.. ...oh yeh..<snip>NEAF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted March 21, 2013 /touch sign with uaz/uaz go boom and get launched 100 meters 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) NEAF?Yep, took her about three minutes to get unstuck after breaking her leg randomly whilst on top. Of course she became unconscious when she finally slid off the ladder so i dragged her around until she woke up and then fed her a stick of sweet sweet morphine. Edited March 21, 2013 by Hetstaine 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath3 38 Posted March 21, 2013 If you want realism DayZ should be a virtual reality game :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloodtrozorx 145 Posted March 21, 2013 /Make fire in pond/sit on bottom of pond 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted March 21, 2013 /Make fire in pond/sit on bottom of pond/drives HMMVW in water/loses wheels and explodes 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
