OfficerRaymond 2064 Posted March 2, 2013 Feel free to add to the list through posts. See y'all in Chernarus!- If you happen to see Slenderman, by all means, leave him alone. He will not like being shot in the face.- If you happen to see a zombie doing anything bad, do not tell his mother. She will eat your face off.- Always throw flares in the daylight. Bambis cannot resist following them. "Ooh a piece of candy!"- If you see a chopper crash, resist all urge to call 911.- Stop drop and roll is a great way to get shot consecutivly in the groin and the ass.- Always throw your empty food/drink items in the ocean. Not really a necessary rule, but it feels good to fight the power anyway.- Do not play for more than twenty-four hours at a time. Doing so may result in the unwanted habit of raiding your houses cubboards for beans.- Do not drink soda so frequently, it promotes bad dental hygeine. Last thing you need is having to see the dentist in a post apocalyptic world. Hey, at least there will be no lines right?- If you have a female zombie chasing after you, just shoot her. You will never hear the end of it if you don't.- Always shoot animals, even if you have no way to obtain their meat. Take that PETA!- Contrary to popular belief, the Makarov does NOT shoot spit wads, so try to resist shooting your friends with it. Okay..... go ahead.- Always take what you find, ammo and all. That way, when you find a gun, you always have extra ammo. And then, can make a line of the un-needed ammo for one specific reason. (See third(3) Do/Don't) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novogeek 253 Posted March 2, 2013 Don't bring a Hatchet to a Gun fight ... unless you are an Axe Murderer or the individual with the Gun can't shoot worth a damn.Don't park your recently found Bicycle in a Green bush ... you'll never find it again ... trust me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted March 2, 2013 -Don't say the word "bambi".-Don't say the word "Frankie". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acix 132 Posted March 2, 2013 OMG what would I do without your list.... I mean seriously it's been almost a year of this mod being out and your list has made me realize I need to change my play style... thank you sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beanus 61 Posted March 2, 2013 - Always run up to every player you meet yelling "FRIENDLY! DON'T SHOOT!" especially if they're sniping players in cherno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted March 2, 2013 Don't bring a Hatchet to a Gun fight...http://www.dudelol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/robert-bitch-please.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwobBwub 660 Posted March 2, 2013 I can give you a list of Do Not's:http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/125599-things-i-am-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-dayz/Credit to Target Practice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
INickeragua 121 Posted March 2, 2013 -Do shoot bandits on sight.-Do not run around Cherno / Elektro on a high pop server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted March 2, 2013 -Do not run around Cherno / Elektro on a high pop server.Once again.http://www.dudelol.c...itch-please.jpg 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nitro DayZ 79 Posted March 2, 2013 Do creep up behind snipers on the hill overlooking Elektro Firestation and whisper over direct chat "I'm behind youuu" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Anubis_ (DayZ) 139 Posted March 3, 2013 Do creep up behind snipers on the hill overlooking Elektro Firestation and whisper over direct chat "I'm behind youuu"Too bourgeois. Do that with a friend and have him whispering that from behind and left, watch the sniper turning and scanning frantically and kill him from the right..._Anubis_ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
