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Hi all!

I had a silenced sniper rifle with 6 mags, an M4A1(i guess) with 3 mags, a silenced pistol with 9 mags, another great pistol with 18 mags,winchester, THREE tents, night vision, range calculating binoculars, ALL the gadgets, 3 coyote bags, frags, fences, all the best stuff.

So I was just about to move my stuff from north of Novy Sobor(upper middle of the map) to a more safer place up north when suddenly 2 fuckers just came out of nowhere. They probably found my tent too, it was 100m away from me, although they couldn't carry away all the stuff from there (+one shot the other a minute later, I saw it in the chat). And no they could have known I was there, it was all a coincidence.

So I would like to suggest to SUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FATHER'S COCK DEEP YOU RETARDED BASTARDS. WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS REAL AND COOL IF YOU HAVE TO RUN 10 FUCKING KILOMETERS TO YOUR FUCKING BODY WITHOUT A GUN AND ANYTHING APPARENTLY TO GET YOUR STUFF BACK? I COULD GET BACK THERE IN TIME IF I WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED FUCKING BLEEEEEEEDIIING THOUGH. THE BEST, THE MOST REALISTIC AND AWESOME MECHANICS OF THE GAME! I DIED 1KM FROM MY PLACE AFTER 1 LONG FUCKING HOUR OF RUNNING. THANKS GUYS FOR THIS GAME. YOU CAN ALL SHOVE IT UP YOUR CZECH ASSES. AND ARMA 2 IS A PIECE OF SHIT ITSELF WITH RIDICULOUS GAMEPLAY AND ANIMATIONS. ARMA 3 WILL BE THE SAME YOU USELESS CUNTS. I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN RETARDS AT GAME DEVELOPING. BATTLEFIELD 3, DIABLO 3, THEY ALL COULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE MAKING THEM WOULDN'T BE HAZARDOUSLY INCAPABLE OF LIVING.

THANKS FOR READING MY DEAR LETTER GUYS. AND YES, THE CAPS ARE BLOODY NECESSARY! GET YOUR HEADS TOGETHER GUYS, TELL BETHESDA THAT IF YOU WON'T GET PAYED FOR THIS BY THEM MOD YOU STOP THE WHOLE MODDING AND ERASE THE COMMUNITY.

BUT MAKE THIS GAME AT LEAST PLAYABLE FIRST. :heart:

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inb4thelock

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. I don't want rage-filled assprints on my nice atmospheric exit door.

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There is no silenced sniper available in DayZ.

Hacker spotted.

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Which silenced sniper rifle Marv?

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Which silenced sniper rifle Marv?

Exactly. There isn't one.

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Don't feed the troll. Ignore this thread for the hollow, illiterate shitfest it truly is.

/thread

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Please close this thread and add this guy to banned list...

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Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

:D

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YEAH, FUCK YOU BETHESDA FOR NOT PAYING THE DAYZ DEV TEAM!!one!1

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ITT: 14 year old PvEs and server jumps to get best gear and gets incredibly sloppy about being discreet and taking precautions or playing with friends (prolly has none though).

Gets killed by bandits.

More news at 11

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Marv's an adorable little guy. Thinking that talking in ALL CAPS and swearing makes him grown-up. Unfortunately, he's been grossly misinformed because it doesn't.

Adiós.

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