What's the most unrealistic thing you've ever survived?

[trunkz jr 61]

Fall from Cherno Hotel, long as you land on certain objects you can survive, there's youtube vids of it

[Fajeth 32]

I once crashed my Ural really bad and while I was getting out of the vehicle it exploded.

Nothing happened to me, seems like the get-out-of-a-car animation saved me.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

I accidently rolled off a firestation roof and landed on a fence, I only lost about 2000 blood.

[Zombie Jesus 723]

Crashed a heli full speed into a building just last week. Destroyed the building but only lost 7k blood.

[kmach1ne 15]

Was up at one of the castles on chernarus with a friend and we were about to log off the night but two hackers had other plans. Before they showed up, I remembered I had to go hide my motorcycle somewhere other than on the side of the hill...in the middle of a open field...next to a busy castle so I made my way towards it. I scoped out the area before I went down to it and saw nothing so I then got on the bike. Exactly one second after starting the engine, I get hit directly in the chest with a 203 HE round. Needless to say, the bike was a goner. However; I didn't have a scratch on me and lost no blood. I then got off the bike and ran back into the castle where my friend was so we could figure out what just happened. After being turned into a bottle rocket and shot into skys, we realized something rather hacktastic happened so we laughed it off because we lost our m4 holo's, m107's, as50's and other end game gear. Ol well. Good times.

Edited February 25, 2013 by kmach1ne

[Brew78 27]

My current guy (on a private hive) is on borrowed time in a big way.

He spawed in Solni (that horrible spawn on the east coast), found no equipment anywhere, and ran west over the course of a few days, hitting every hunting stand and still finding nothing other than soda and glow sticks.

Eventually I got into the northwest with a Lee Enfield and actually found a fully intact chopper at the Old Fields spawn. For some reason I was carrying a jerry can on me and was able to give it just a lil fuel to get near a fuel source. Flew east to Gorka with the fuel flashing the whole time. I was out of time and had to land NOW, so I eased it down as best I could. It was on a bit of a slope but I was pretty sure it would be ok. Just to be sure, I put on auto-hover to make sure it was steady. Well, auto-hover didn't like the slope very much and blew me right into a tree.

BOOM

Considering I usually get the full 5-minute knockouts from full health by a zombie that aggro'ed and is punching through a wall, imagine my astonishment when not only did I survive, but I got a quick 5-second KO and was able to bandage in time to survive. Got away and was not killed by any secondary explosions.

Was kind of bummed at the loss of the chopper, but *shrug* what're you gonna do?

So now I'm near death and head west again. At this point I have an M16A2 and some matches and eat whatever wildlife I could find.

Manage to get into the NWAF barracks undetected (i'm guessing no one was there), but no equipment. Actually, I think I might've picked up a G17 there. I log out, knowing full well its a dumb idea.

Log back in and am still alive. Can't see anyone around. Start to look for loots. I see a guy running into the barracks. I yell to them over local. The guy's friendly and lowers his rifle. I do too. We chat over local a little. Now.. I don't remember seeing this in patch notes anywhere, but I *swear* zombies aggro on local VOIP now. We get swarmed out of nowhere. He takes a couple shots, I end up fiddling with trying to raise my rifle, double clicking ctrl, hitting F, reloading, everything, its just being a pain in the ass. I switch to smoke grenade to throw one down the hall and out the front door.

Bam, knockout punch.

I hear the other guy say "Don't die, Brew!" and lots of commotion. Then I hear two different voices doing the "I'm getting eaten" yell, so I figure he's down too. I wake up and stand and yep, he's dead. And like half the zombies vanish. Despawned now that they got their primary target? He didn't have much on him but I did get a compass out of it. Felt kinda bad I couldn't save him.

So I'm once again near death and trying to flee the NWAF. And I do. Which is an unrealistic thing to survive in and of itself.

I run into the wilderness to stock up on wild game and come across a f'ing FULLY LOADED white offroad pickup truck. Well, its fully loaded for repairs, it had no weapons. Lots of chopper parts. I haul ass into the wilderness and set up a camp.

I decide to check out Devil's Castle and there's a chopper there! I bolt on some scrap metal and suddenly I'm the main course. I hop in the truck and play some Carmageddon, but these things just keep spawning. I spend a bunch of time with this elaborate lead-them-away-and-drive-back routine, but I eventually get two spare metals bolted on and three jerry cans of fuel in the tank, but the thing won't start. The MROT and engine are still buggered. But it won't show up in the repair menu, no matter what angle I look at this thing.

I gotta give up after so long of no luck, which sucks because that was a lot of risk with no reward. I'm down parts and gas and getting really low on blood again - a single knockout or pass out would have ended me.

So I head back to the camp in the wilderness, pick off a couple pigs, eat me some bacon, start to see some color in my screen again, and wonder how the hell this guy is still alive! I haven't been playing very carefully, I have rifle that's kind of hard to use the ironsights on, hunting stands have not been all that kind to me..

All I hope for at this point is that the truck is still there when I log back in. Otherwise I got a bit of a run ahead of me.

Edited February 25, 2013 by Brew78

[harley001 315]

Fell off the cherno hotel. Landed on a player and survived.

[Bottlerocket 205]

Fell off the industrial building near Komorovo - landed on a zombie and survived.

Got shot all to hell and had my leg broken by a guy who cought me cold and emptied 2-3 makarov clips in my direction. Survived by hiding under a tree.

And finally - was leaving Elektro when a hacker hit it with what must have been a nuke. Literally within touching distance of a thermonuclear blast, yet I was strangely unscathed o_O

Edited February 25, 2013 by Bottlerocket

[theirongiant 200]

Decided to see how fast a huey could go and crashed into a tree at 358km/h resulting in only 2 wounds needing bandaged among the 5 passengers.

[Chips- 58]

Was looting some deerstands on Isla Duala with a buddy, got ambushed by some guy with an Enfield or shotgun, idk got hit once and knocked out. My buddy was killed, zombies eating me while the guy was fending off more zeds. Took about 20s for me to wake up and fill his ass with my last AK mag as hes was crawling away from the zombie attack before I bled out.

[Xianyu 820]

In the new patch that made zombies devastatingly terrible for being summoned to gunshots, me and two friends managed to agro zombies in and around Stary Sobor. We ended up in a barn, duking it out with the veritable horde of zombies. I had a leeroy enfield. I used thirty rounds.

Two of us walked away.

[dgeesio 1034]

wanted to die on server was flying heli full on fuel, nosedived it straight into floor got out banadaged up ran off :lol:

[intensity 157]

I wasn't the victim, but I shot a guy with my CZ AND an M136 rocket. He survived with 170 or so blood, then combat logged.

Fml

[Ozelot (DayZ) 394]

I was on Namalsk today and hopped inside a MH6J. Someone had some how parked a an Mi-17 RIGHT next to it, and it's blades stood just above mine. I figured they wouldn't stop me from taking off but as soon as I tried to go air borne my MH6J did a little stop and I tried to wiggle my way out.

Next thing I know my chopper tilts ninety degrees to the side. And explodes. The whole wreck cork screws in the air with me still inside, and the Mi-17 next to me oblirates itself in a hail of fire and metal.

I suddenly appear on the ground next to both of these flaming wrecks. Not dead. No broken bones. Just bleeding a bit.

I bandage up and I'm good to go!

[r3m0teHORST 7]

Funny Topic! I think i got the strangest and funniest thing to tell:

I survived and killed an invisible hacker! This stupid guy killed some ppl on our Clanserver and ported to my car.

I drove my SUV through the woods as i heard some Footsteps near the car. As i drove back a few meters and stopped because i was wondering why i cant see a player i heard the footsteps again!

ZOMG!! The hacker is here and he is really invisible like the other players told! Footsteps again!

I pressed w as hard as i could and the next thing i heard was bones breaking and the name of the hacker killed. :lol:

The incredible thing was that he even was'nt listet in the Players list. But after that kill we found out his GUID and banned him.

A really dumb hacker cant even survive invisible. :D

[djcounta101@hotmail.com 3]

some guy on chat saying he stole a little bird from somebody's camp very pleased with himself.. I saw him at NEAF Landing north wards in the woods ..server restart.. came back in and after 20 mins searching I find it parked in a clearing jumped in and proceeded to fly nap of the earth over Cherno and electro was great fun until I saw Huey over electro .i immediately dropped altitude trying to get away then hit a a power line spun me into ground .. I was so guttered I had loads of gear , with my head in my hands I told myself I was stupid a few times and swore not to do that again .. looked up and no YOU ARE DEAD screen WTF glitch mabey .. scrolled up ejected got out of burning wreck with no breaks no bleeding or pain .... ran away giggling like a little girl

[RayPugh 146]

so for some reason i decided to run out of the second story window of the office/school in electro right above the front entrance.i already thought i was dead upon leaving the the building via a floor that wasnt the ground floor, but, i fell over with instant KO the timer went down in under 5 seconds and i had not even broken my leg! yet ive died instantly from running out of a dear stand <_<

[Malvarik 30]

I was on top of the hospital in elektro with my friend (also this was a public hive) and i shot at a humvee down below for a while until they drove off. Then all of a sudden the building explodes from underneath us throwing us off the sides. When we land we are both knocked out and are bleeding with broken legs. Soon a ghillie guy comes up to us as we lay unconscious and blows my friends brain's out with a LMG. He then walks up to me and shoots a volley of bullets into my chest which should of killed me. I was still alive though. my friend told me it was just lag but when we went into another server i was unconscious inside the hospital with broken legs and bleeding. The bleeding miraculously stopped and i lived to fight another day.