JamesMoore 51 Posted February 20, 2013 so some guy in cherno was in a apartment, and he had a G17, I walk up to the outside wall in shout "FRRRRRIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEndly, i'm unarmed!" and he replied "Alright, come in!" I could tell by his voice that he wasn't really going to be friendly, but he sounded like the type who waits a while before betraying you, so I went in, and he constantly was pointing at me. So what I do? He had a spare revolver in his backpack, and I had 1 spare mag in mine, so I stole his revolver. Literally, seconds BEFORE I stole his revolver, he started shooting at me. He had NO idea I took the revolver because no sounds were made and no character movements were made, but since he was the worst shot in Cherno, I shot him atleast 3 times in the face with his own revolver. So he starts blurting on sidechat saying I hacked health blah blah blah. But he had bloodbags and a lee enfield so life was juuuust PEACHY. but then zombies happened 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesMoore 51 Posted February 20, 2013 arent my stories just MAGICAL :D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thorsblood 26 Posted February 20, 2013 Guess some one really was in Cherno after all!*Currently freezing ass off in Namalsk* 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chakijz 174 Posted February 20, 2013 He went full retard. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plrsniper 87 Posted February 20, 2013 Typical DayZ player... Can't kill another player? HACKUSATIONS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchmuffin 11 Posted February 20, 2013 It's waaay better when you replace 'revolver' with 'frag grenade' and 'zombies' with 'sweet victory'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tracksuithitman 56 Posted February 20, 2013 why are you still in Chernogorsk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cazador 45 Posted February 20, 2013 Before being killed at the NEAF by 2 ghillies after 25 days of survival I had every item I could ever want, but when i spawned on the coast in cherno I was quite reckless and just sprinting straight to it since I had nothing to lose, but then I get shot at by a m4 cco sd ghillie guy, he apologizes since he thought I was coming to kill him before realizing I didn't even have a weapon, as I bandage myself he is moving around very laggy but as he stopped I go into his bag and take his as50 :D as I step back and aim he then disapeers! So I turn around and there he is... Running onto the hill behind me looking into cherno with his back to me since I never trust another wookie and since he accidently shot me I decided to accidently shoot him... In the back of the head and relieve him of his gear, I was regeared within minutes of spawning so glad I didnt log out after dying :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thederper121 95 Posted February 20, 2013 It's waaay better when you replace 'revolver' with 'frag grenade' and 'zombies' with 'sweet victory'.This. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesMoore 51 Posted February 20, 2013 Typical DayZ player... Can't kill another player? HACKUSATIONS!yep"HE HACKED MY REVOLVER OUT OF MY INVENTORY AND HACKED MY G17 SO IT DID NO DAMAGED AND BLASHDFWERFU7WEOYRUGIERG" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingflip 42 Posted February 20, 2013 basically...Oh, you couldn't kill me because your shots are worse than that of a mentally handicapped child?Tell me more about the l33t hacks i have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesMoore 51 Posted February 20, 2013 basically...Oh, you couldn't kill me because your shots are worse than that of a mentally handicapped child?Tell me more about the l33t hacks i have.that ^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted February 20, 2013 Who puts a revolver in their bag when they have a Glock 17? :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShokeR (DayZ) 29 Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) Before being killed at the NEAF by 2 ghillies after 25 days of survival I had every item I could ever want, but when i spawned on the coast in cherno I was quite reckless and just sprinting straight to it since I had nothing to lose, but then I get shot at by a m4 cco sd ghillie guy, he apologizes since he thought I was coming to kill him before realizing I didn't even have a weapon, as I bandage myself he is moving around very laggy but as he stopped I go into his bag and take his as50 :D as I step back and aim he then disapeers! So I turn around and there he is... Running onto the hill behind me looking into cherno with his back to me since I never trust another wookie and since he accidently shot me I decided to accidently shoot him... In the back of the head and relieve him of his gear, I was regeared within minutes of spawning so glad I didnt log out after dying :DI feel really bad for that guy..YOU DESERVE TO DIE !FU BANDIT! Edited February 20, 2013 by ShokeR 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShokeR (DayZ) 29 Posted February 20, 2013 Who puts a revolver in their bag when they have a Glock 17? :huh:You mean who use a Glock 17 when you have a Lee enfield? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted February 20, 2013 Bah, i once beat a bandit to death with his own severed arm 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulShaper2 243 Posted February 20, 2013 bah, i chased round someone with a hatchet when they tried to KoS shouting insults over direct chat at them for 20 mins as we ran around elektro, cornerd him in the store and hacked him to death....he was just unconcious. he recieved another beating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted February 21, 2013 arent my stories just MAGICAL :DYes, yes they are, moonchild.He went full retard. Never go..wait up ..Curgon ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malvarik 30 Posted March 3, 2013 One time i got to Elektro in the night and met up with a guy with a crossbow. He seemed pretty friendly but i wanted to find a weapon because he had pretty good gear(also this was when i first started playing so i wanted to kill someone). i searched the whole city and only found one weapon, a PDW with no mags. He was looting in the church when i came up behind him and put the gun to his head and said "drop your gear or ill blow your brains out." He dropped everything he had on him and i instructed him to slowly walk towards the doors without looking at me. I then picked up his crossbow which had 1 bolt and turned towards him. he asked in a confused tone "Why are you doing this?" i then reply "Survival of the fittest" and sent a bolt right through his neck which killed him instantly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotBeanZ 45 Posted March 3, 2013 I could tell by his voice that he wasn't really going to be friendly...So he starts blurting on sidechat saying I hacked health blah blah blah.Quote edits FTW! Liked the story too. :D"drop your gear or ill blow your brains out."You see there, class? That is an example of a true bandit's tactics. Beans to you sir :thumbsup: :beans: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmwalpha22 3 Posted March 3, 2013 I was taking a nice little stroll through Electro, when I heard a DMR shot ring out from sniper hill. Being a fresh spawn, I went to go and see if i could find a interesting way to kill him for camping out Electro, shooting bambies. So I went up there, opened his bag, and found a bear trap in his pack, and set it behind him. I then yelled, "Hey, turn around!" He turned around, shot at me, then the bear trap got him. He then asked me for morphine to heal his legs, but since he was shooting new spawns, I said I would, just so I could walk away safely, and I left him there. Idk what happened after that, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't happy... Karma hurts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
