IkaikaKekai 1957 Posted February 16, 2013 Hear me brothers and sisters! We have neglected praise for the Gods of the almighty Loot! We have forsaken them, and In our time of need, when the Dark Ones cursed our race with the Infection of Anger and Stupidity, they had taken away our Antibiotics! We curse them further and they weep, their sorrow rusting away many of the vehicles we once had! We curse them again, and turn further away, turning to the Blood Gods and the God of Plunder! Killing our own brethren just for a simple can of beans. Further still we devolve to servants of the Blood Gods, killing for no other reason than to sate their thirst or amuse them! But I have seen, oh yes. I. HAVE. SEEN! In a moment of great hardship I bent knee and prayed to these forsaken and forgotten gods. Surrounded by the children of the Dark Ones, unarmed and alone, they provided me my SALVATION! After slaying the beasts that were once us I cried to the skies and thanked my saviors. Again I found myself in need, and the Gods of Loot provided in their strange way. They provided an abundance of tools and, perhaps not by chance, thous lacking tools had crossed my path. Had it not been for the gift from the gods I may have very well be sacrificed to the Blood Gods. These are just two examples of the many gifts and blessings of the Loot Gods. I'm sure you will have your own, and I have made it my mission, nay, my DUTY to make thous of us fortunate enough to avoid the curse of the Dark Ones, and perhaps convert a few followers of the God of Plunder to once again belive in the Gods of Loot! You can help now by constructing shrines in their honor and praise them. When you come across an abundance, erect an shrine in an easy to access location and leave the abundance within it. Others in need will be blessed by your kindness and in turn will perform their own. The Blood Gods and their servants will block us at every turn, loot the shrines and destroy them with their Urals, or even set up false shrines in order to lure us to our deaths. Fear not, we will be rewarded in the end. When the Promised Time of the Standalone comes, I shall construct Temples to the Loot Gods' honor and maintain it against the Dark Ones' Cursed, the followers of the Plunder God, and the Servants of the Blood Gods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117 Posted February 16, 2013 Am I correct in thinking that a "Shrine" would simply be a tent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted February 16, 2013 (edited) :( Edited February 16, 2013 by GOD™ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IkaikaKekai 1957 Posted February 17, 2013 Am I correct in thinking that a "Shrine" would simply be a tent? You would indeed, brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
belzibhaal 21 Posted February 18, 2013 Paragraphs, holy shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
