You know you've played too much DayZ when...

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

1. Your default reaction to meeting new people is to ask them "friendly?"

2. Your first thought when hearing a car approach is to find a bush to jump in.

3. You consider a can of cold baked beans a sufficient meal.

4. You visit a local fire station and are surprised that they don't have assault rifles laying around everywhere.

5. Finding a bag of unrefrigerated blood in a cardboard box makes your day.

6. You think you can run four miles on a broken leg with a bit of morphine.

7. You pass a helicopter and think '...yeah, I can probably fly that'.

8. Every time you walk past your local airfield you're on the lookout for snipers.

9. You consider a helicopter crash 'good looting'.

10. You trust some guy you've never even met to pump a bag of questionably-sourced blood into you.

Any others? :P

[mzltv 2281]

When you're literally sh*tting beans.

[kortez90 82]

1. Your default reaction to meeting new people is to ask them "friendly?"

No. My reaction is to get weapons and make the shot.

Bad eng.

[Raider (DayZ) 47]

You know your playing too much DayZ when you spend 12 hours a day on it.

[bloodtrozorx 145]

When the sound of a helicopter sends you running into the treeline.

Edited February 13, 2013 by Bloodtrozorx

[barrett_killz 229]

When your framerate is going down because your GPU is overheating.

[Beloozero 118]

When you look at a random two-story building in town and calculate what percentage it will have for military weapons.

[herbster 34]

When you start walking on the grass verge, not the pavement.

[IcyZ 295]

When you look on your (phone's) map and then look around to see your marker

When you try to find a pair of nvg's just before the sun comes down

When you wear the same clothes until you find camo clothing or a guillie

When you go through a door and inside your head you're praying not to break your legs.

[boneboys 7988]

Please use the Search Function before making another Topic.

May 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...hen/#entry56699

August 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry651353

August 2012 + http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry683131

October 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry974473

Edited March 2, 2013 by Boneboys

[Anarchyihdi 151]

Please use the Search Function before macking another Topic.

May 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...hen/#entry56699

August 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry651353

August 2012 + http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry683131

October 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry974473

I also have one somewhere on the database aha

edit:

Found it

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/84257-you-know-you-play-to-much-dayz-when/

Edited February 13, 2013 by Anarchyihdi

[Vertisce 158]

When you see another shooting on the news and wonder why they didn't all just hit F5...

[boneboys 7988]

Ah, August 2012 was a hot month, 3000+ on-line 24/7

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

Please use the Search Function before macking another Topic.

May 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...hen/#entry56699

August 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry651353

August 2012 + http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry683131

October 2012 http://dayzmod.com/f...en/#entry974473

My apologies. I did search, but must have screwed something up, as I got no returns. My bad.

[boneboys 7988]

NP.

You know youv'e been hanging around the Forums to long when.........

[BwobBwub 660]

NP.

You know youv'e been hanging around the Forums to long when.........

You offer beans to someone if you liked something they said.

[entspeak 374]

When trying to get away from family at the holidays, you hide amongst the branches of the Christmas tree.

[Shadow Man 142]

...You're walking the dog in a field and feel like you're too exposed.

...You're walking the dog and you cant help checking treelines and horizons.

[sinkatze 52]

When you drive at night with your lights off :D

Edited February 13, 2013 by Sinkatze

[schemerzot 0]

When your mother in law is walking towards you, and you hide in a bush so she ignores you and walks on.

[Powell (DayZ) 734]

When everytime you get sick you say you're "infected"

Edited February 13, 2013 by Powell

[AshleyP 121]

True story: I went for a drive to the local supermarket back on Sunday, and at the edge of the car park there was one of the local homeless people. I live out in the countryside and there are a few people who sleep rough under bridges, in the few patches of remaining forest etc.

This chap had a bunch of bags, rucksack, several layers of winter gear, and my first thought was "oh yeah, he's got an ALICE pack, probably stuffed with Heinz baked beans".

In a way DayZ is a simulation of being a homeless person. An insane homeless person who thinks that you or I are zombies - mesmerised by consumer products - and that twigs and stones etc are assault rifles. Perhaps that'll be the theme of the standalone game. When you win it, a crisis team drives up and carts you to the local A&E and hence to Social Services, who give you a bungalow.

So, yes, you've played DayZ too much when you start to get all philosophical about it.

[creature 1189]

When someone asks "How was your weekend?" and you reply with "Pretty shitty. I lost everything."

[Lido 54]

I saw a hatchback by a big oil tank in my neighborhood and thought out loud with my friends "We could drive to northwest in that, quick looting" and they all agreed. Then my gf reminded me we were going to church lol

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Ok so this is the 3rd "You know you play too much DayZ when" thread i have seen in the last couple of months so i will be locking this,

Please in future use the search function before making new thread.