Looking fro a female player willing to join a group of 7 guys.

[ice126 4]

My squad feels like it has become to much of a sausage fest is the past few months we are looking for any female player (which I know is rare already)

to join us.

Thanks for your time- ice126

[boxman80 964]

Way to pick up girls!

[AshleyP 121]

Earlier on you were looking for a hoe:

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/122659-looking-for-a-hoe/

It's like evolution in action. Next time, you'll be looking for a lady, to join a party of seven gentlemen.

To participate in a merry evening of gentlemanly rousting with a group of slightly whiffy reanimated corpses in the jolly countryside.

[azrael72 28]

Your post made me laugh! I'm sure your motives are not as lascivious as your post title makes it sound...are they? It's important to attempt to balance testerone with some estrogen at any rate. As it stands my female DayZ allegiance is pledged to the Fogeyz http://www.fogeyz.co.uk/

Best of luck to you in your search, though! :)

[azrael72 28]

Earlier on you were looking for a hoe:

http://dayzmod.com/f...king-for-a-hoe/

It's like evolution in action. Next time, you'll be looking for a lady, to join a party of seven gentlemen.

To participate in a merry evening of gentlemanly rousting with a group of slightly whiffy reanimated corpses in the jolly countryside.

Earlier on you were looking for a hoe:

http://dayzmod.com/f...king-for-a-hoe/

It's like evolution in action. Next time, you'll be looking for a lady, to join a party of seven gentlemen.

To participate in a merry evening of gentlemanly rousting with a group of slightly whiffy reanimated corpses in the jolly countryside.

Uh-oh... and here I was trying to give you benefit of the doubt.

[jblackrupert 308]

What's the name of your clan, "Forever alone"?

[Helson 17]

Earlier on you were looking for a hoe:

http://dayzmod.com/f...king-for-a-hoe/

It's like evolution in action. Next time, you'll be looking for a lady, to join a party of seven gentlemen.

To participate in a merry evening of gentlemanly rousting with a group of slightly whiffy reanimated corpses in the jolly countryside.

Lol your comment just earned my beans. xD

[psyskater 4]

Sounds like a gangbang...

[tigerww2 24]

fuckin online dater

[purepassion 383]

Earlier on you were looking for a hoe:

http://dayzmod.com/f...king-for-a-hoe/

Haha I had a really good, like actual real laugh at this and especially the other thread :lol: Thanks for linking!

Beans following asap

[CF Mallard 18]

League of extraordinary gentlemen....

[Spentmind 23]

seems legit.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

OP - Thanks for giving me many lols.

[Pandema 352]

4chan sent me.

>rape

[Praeliux (DayZ) 1]

Hey there, If you could add me on Skype that would be great. Or please apply for our clan The New Republic on our website, We're not a big clan but are accepting anyone who has some knowledge of the game and common sense. Look forward to speaking to you. Skype - Millward1231/Praeliux OR my clan's leader - JamieWood_x

[Dr.Lyme 88]

What's a female?

[bloodtrozorx 145]

I'm sure we can find you a girl who'd love to associate with a man of such fine taste and his entire group of friends. I caution you though, I once heard a rumor that all women on the internet were 40 year old gentlemen.

[f123456789knvm 10]

There are no women on the internet. Just get yourself an 11 year old child to join your squad to simulate a female voice. Be warned, 11 year old children are weapons of mass destruction.

[Hellfire1014 12]

They're trying to repopulate Chernarus before all the 12 year old bandits kill off all the women.