Your most testostorone-induced moment in DayZ.

[critanium 5]

Title says all, I'd like to see who has had the best moment.

Mine was crashing an AN-92 into the server-admin's huey, and then getting banned shortly thereafter.

[Falabox 76]

Finally fixing to game to start playing.

[Gruso (DayZ) 81]

Driving along with a friend. Some guys are on the side of the road, and they open up on us. I plough into them, they go flying and both die. They were the admins :D

It got better. I had taken some hits, and my mate had been killed in the process. I headed for the coast to get him, passing out periodically. When I found him in Komarovo, I jumped out so he could bloodbag me. Unfortunately one of the admins had spawned there too... he saw us, ran in unarmed, stole the vehicle and returned to his crew - running me over in the process.

It was good, fair gameplay, and it was hilarious.

[SmokeyFTM 55]

Getting killed at Fallujah airfield then finding a bicycle peddling back onto the airfield blasting bad to the bone through direct comms, killed 2 bandits in the bunker and 1 on the firehouse before i was dropped.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Was pinned down by bandits at the NW airfield. They had taken pot shots at me while i was in the barracks. After a while i got fed up waiting so, armed with my Mk48, i ran outside, Rambo style, spraying bullets in all directions, screaming on Direct as i did.

I died.

[unclebully (DayZ) 26]

Was pinned down by bandits at the NW airfield. They had taken pot shots at me while i was in the barracks. After a while i got fed up waiting so, armed with my Mk48, i ran outside, Rambo style, spraying bullets in all directions, screaming on Direct as i did.

I died.

Classic, lol , Sounds like Brisvegas has turned you crazy.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Yep, have to pass the time somehow!

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

Two cases.

First, the time I found my first SAW. Not the tool, the machine gun.

At that point, I was the MAN. I owned everything in Chernarus. I was a ruler.

(Spoiler: Server went offline 10 minutes later and hasn't been online since.)

Second, the time I had been alive for 7 days in a row for the first time. Had a DMR, M24. (What a great combo, eh?) So I went on top of the roof of the fire station in NWAF, and called out to everyone in side-chat to come at me to kill me. I told everybody in the server, openly, my exact position. Sure enough, the first person didn't take more than 15 minutes to show up, and ended up dead. Next up was a pair of two, which was too much for me to handle alone. I died. But it was fun, and I wasn't expecting to live.

[BBurns 4]

My best moment was when I was in a realistic group for the mod I44 but said fuck it, lets do some DayZ. After about five hours, we made our way to Guba, since people always have a camp there. When we get there, we see a hacker's camp. About thirty tents, two of every vehicle and two of every weapon. We manage to fill up all the trucks and drive off, not even getting shot at. We then set up camp in the woods somewhere and had a blast, picking our loadouts. Then we ran to Cherno and gave our location to a full server. They didn't kill all of us until about a hour later, by then, we shot down two helicopters and kill about thirty people.

[raynhardt 0]

Most testosterone came in when realizing that there is footage out there showing an infamous bug happening to a well known hive admin:

and people still keep asking for secondary footage of said occurence wether it's a bug or not fueling a whole allegation based discussion.

[Turkey1911 4]

Why, my first kill of course. I was in the control tower in the NW Airfield for the first time, adrenaline already jacked. When I randomly saw another player run across the airfield towards the control tower. I waited, prone, at the corner of the room opposite the stairs with my trusty rusty AK-47. I waited for what seemed like hours, but was most likely 2 or 3 minutes. Finally, he popped his crouched silhouette from the top of the stairs and we immediately opened fire on each other. His weapon being a silenced MP5, he was shooting faster than I was, but my 7.62mm bullets were too much for his weak fleshy meatbag of a body, and I came out the victor. I looted what supplies he had, leaving the MP5. Carved a notch into the butt of my AK, and continued on.

[RougeBronyNarwhal 12]

recently, in cherno fire station, FAL, guy with a crowbar i had seen earlier but hadn't killed (i doubt anyone dumb enough to pick up a crowbar is intelligent enough to get loot worthy of killing him/her) coming inside, i said on DC "yo don't come upstairs or you will die" i didn't want to kill him, but even a crowbar can kill in a small fire station tower room, he came upstairs, i shot at him, he fled downstairs, came back up, shot him in the legs 2-3 times, then it took me 5 shots to kill the bastard with a bucking a FN FAL! i finally dropped him after he did way too much damage than he ought to have, looted a few cans of food from him, then left and fled to elektro, heart pumping as soon as he was dead, and after i got trapped by zeds in the top tower and accidently glitched outside the wall (not the ladder climb on the second floor) and emerged almost unscathed with 5k blood left, and ran like a man with nothing left to lose

Edited January 17, 2013 by RougeBronyNarwhal