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i run in to the glitch with bleeding. so i started playin dayz don't remember where i spwned but still i started searchimg weapon i wound an axe i also found hunting knife and some bandeges ,cola and pepsi. so i started heading to larger city to find gun and map so i killed zeds who went to my way never went to kiling spree because that wpuld been stupid thing to do. but no time when zeds infamous animations and ai started giving problems zed was runing around me finally it hit me good thing i managed to kill it before it gave me some serious damage but i was bleeding i used one of my bandages but nothing happened in 5 to 10 seconds it did animation but had no effect i tried again but notthinh happmed only animation nothingmore so i asked otherf players but they just said use bandeges so i decided to just die my gear was bad anyway so i started running to next town por village and wound plane but idiot who was flying the damn thing managed to drive it or fly it to corner of house gas was allmost full but i didn't get to work there was some douchbas masturbating in side chat

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there was some douchbas masturbating in side chat

this last line made this thread worth it

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Text is almost as disturbing as this:

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I'm confused :/

i would say "doesn't matter, dickbutt" but I got banned for that last time because apparently that is an insult

Text is almost as disturbing as this:

wut

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I'm confused :/

y yeah sorry for bad text i'm writing on touch screen phone long story short bandeges don't work

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i would say "doesn't matter, dickbutt" but I got banned for that last time because apparently that is an insult

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Either way, watch the attitude.

You're probably not waiting for the animation to complete. It's a very long animation.

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I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Either way, watch the attitude.

You're probably not waiting for the animation to complete. It's a very long animation.

yes i waited to animation to end.

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yes i waited to animation to end.

Then it really is a glitch. I'm not sure what's causing it. Try switching servers. That's the only thing I can think of.

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I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Either way, watch the attitude.

It isn't even meant to be an insult in the first place, joke or not. I have no idea how people are finding it to be one. It's like saying "doesn't matter, toaster" and showing a picture of one. Is that an insult to you, calling you a toaster as a joke? No.

(forgot to mention I also posted the song "the fresh prince of dickbutt")

also to op, I think what happened is just massive lag. I've eaten food and not had it work for a little bit

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Angryofficer - If you have an issue with a mod then this isn't the place to discuss it. Either report them to Griff or deal with it.

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