DayZ advertising billboard slogan ideas?

[RiggsUK 69]

I got one idea so far and its a great one, combining slang with both the zombie outbreak and the disease aspect of DayZ.

BRING THE SICKNESS!

[babydoc (DayZ) 96]

Jesus said something like: Bring me your sick.

That dude knew the power of advertising.

I like your idea.

[Dayz Steve 26]

lol my brother suggested the same idea. This could include drinks. food and other items.

[BSB Jimmy 360]

warz advertisments

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

Headache? Nausea? Uncontrollable desire for human flesh?

Welcome to Chernogorsk!

[sreg 0]

"DayZ: You'd rather go to hell."

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Welcome to Kamenka.

Only 16k to the next town

[Larry F 29]

Warning. Bandits.

[victusmortuus 1074]

I'd love them to market it REALLY shady, like I'll know what it is but random people won't. Gritty, dark, scary trailer with no indication it's Dayz.

[m.w. vindicator 880]

At all times watch your back... and front

[gloopsgf 35]

Do whatever the wars developers did. If they managed to sell a shit game like that to thousands, a. Great game like this will have no issues .

Oh wait, everything they did was misleading, and mostly illegal, never mind!