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First three things i will do when Standalone is released ( iname or reallife)

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1. Sit down, open beer

2. Eat as many beans as humanly possible (in game and out)

3. Check dumping mo-cap for bugs

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1. Take clothes off

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2. Run through Cherno and sing this:

3. Get shot

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If you record that you will be my hero
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I have a great idea

1. Dress gay(Pink sleeveless shirt and jeans)

2. Run into elektro with friends

3.Mic spam

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1. Wake up

2. Have a wank (possibly to Zombie porn to get me in the mood).

3. Play DayZ

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1. Find weapon

2. Find and kill bandit

3. Shit all over his stuff then write hieroglyphics with the crusty residue of faeces on my finger tips.

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Find bicycle

Ride on bicycle in undies

Play bicycle song

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1. Take a dump

2. Start up the game

3. Take a dump

Just in addition i will compare the two for realism

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Find bicycle

Ride on bicycle in undies

Play bicycle song

I want to ride my bicycle?

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1 get a bottle of babyoil.

2 take of all my clothes

3 and....oh wait that for something else nevermind

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1. Clothes. I'm going to wear all of the clothing at the same time.

2. Bandits. I am going to fight all of the bandits in the Wasteland, and bloodbag of all of the defenseless bambis.

3. Underground bunkers. Mine will be entirely encased in pink.

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