Mr. Smite 2 Posted January 7, 2013 So here I am, in Prigorodky. I just finished looting the barns in the area, and I hear a voice in the direct comms. He yells out "Don't you move, and lay down your weapon. Throw all your shit on the ground there". No clue why, I just turned around slowly and he opens fire on me. So I shoot one bullet from my winchester, and shot him in the head. Pure luck. I believe he was using a pistol, god knows why. Zombies began to swarm the area, so I went to his lifeless body as quick as I could, and took anything of value. NVG's, DMR, Rangefinder. Too bad I couldn't take his ghillie suit. That's what you get for trying to rob a new spawn. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h3retic 224 Posted January 7, 2013 (edited) whats banditses, precious?is it sweet, is it tasty?lol wut but i just had to write that Edited January 7, 2013 by h3retic 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted January 9, 2013 whats banditses, precious?is it sweet, is it tasty?lol wut but i just had to write thatThat is exactly what i thought when i read the title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matteh 63 Posted January 9, 2013 whats banditses, precious?is it sweet, is it tasty?lol wut but i just had to write thatI think he was taking the piss out of Gollum from LOTR, at least that is how I read the title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16182 Posted January 9, 2013 I think we all thought about LoTR (obviously the books/radio play/original 1980's film, not the travesty that is the PJ films) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h3retic 224 Posted January 9, 2013 Silmarillion eats lotr for breakfast and poops out the unfinished tales, which in their turn eat hobbit for lunch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
