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Pain Killers are tight but......

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If it was the zombie apocalypse, obviously women wouldn't be able to fend off as many zombies as men. I mean, not saying chicks are weak or anything. I'm sure some dykes out there will FSU, but for the most part you will see some barbie doll like girls just get man handled by zombies.

Where I am going with this is that there won't be a lot of women out there, so guys tend to get lonely. And when we get lonely......

In the event you are getting muscle spasms and need to take a pain killer, I propose playboys be found in those rural like barn houses and with a little relief, u are straight back in the game.

Also, combine with lotion and you get 3k+ HP

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You can find porno mags on the ground in-game already... All of those "newspapers and magazines" that are littered through Cherno? Yeah... some of that is porn. Go look. :P

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So i take it you like to "Wank" well pull yourself together, Get a grip son,

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Runs into barn getting chased by Bandits..old mate Glimmermang fappin' in the corner over Cherno Cow Chixxx mags ..awkward.

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I am thinking about buying a block of units at Cherno Hourly rates only though, Leave your biggest "gun" at the door

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