Where is all the potatoes?

[[email protected] 112]

The standalone should have potatoes that you can grow, it is russia.

[maxnmike 134]

Beets as well.

[morgan32 403]

Can I grow my own survivors?

[Sozinho 58]

I feel like growing potatoes wouldn't be your number one priority during a zombie apocalypse.

[[email protected] 112]

It would be mine...

[The Prone Guy 6]

it is russia...? what..?

[DemonGroover 8836]

Steak as well?

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

The standalone should have potatoes that you can grow, it is russia.

Steak as well?

Wait a minute......Ah I see what you did there cleva gal.

[logan23 118]

I can see it now,...

PlayerA is finishing up after harvesting some potato and as he is feeling good (BAM)

PlayerB potato bandit shoots him dead. The potato bandit was waiting for days till the other player finish all the hard work.

[BigEdMan 11]

There are two generally accept theories for where the potatoes are:

1) It's a bloody Scottish conspiracy. Them bolks are taking all the potatoes in case global warming causes another potato famine.

2) The zombies may have a taste for human brains it's true. But their first true love is still vodka. Haven't you noticed how they run? That's also part of the reason why you can go inside most of the buildings. Those buildings are being utilized to house human slaves who make potato vodka for drinking as well as a preservative for human flesh.

[ybm 111]

No.

If I wanted to play farmville, I'd be on facebook for it.

Edited December 9, 2012 by ybm

[BwobBwub 660]

Can we grow our own helicpoters?

[Shadow Man 142]

If you're gonna have potatoes you have to have sausages. What better to go with your beans?

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I want to farm swans.

[SeaBiscuit (DayZ) 1]

Can we grow our own pain killers?

[wolfstriked 143]

Good luck squeezing out shots on a potato diet and yes I am talking about firing a weapon.

[Hetstaine 10852]

I want to farm swans.

Funnily enough, on your side of the pond this week..

A successful restaurateur has admitted laundering more than £1.5 million of bribery money paid to a Sainsbury’s executive in return for a lucrative potato contract.

Christopher Diccon Wright, 50, is the co-owner of the The Swan restaurant, West Malling and The Swan at Shakespeare’s Globe, Bankside.