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Where is all the potatoes?

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The standalone should have potatoes that you can grow, it is russia.

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I feel like growing potatoes wouldn't be your number one priority during a zombie apocalypse.

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The standalone should have potatoes that you can grow, it is russia.

Steak as well?

Wait a minute......Ah I see what you did there cleva gal.

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I can see it now,...

PlayerA is finishing up after harvesting some potato and as he is feeling good (BAM)

PlayerB potato bandit shoots him dead. The potato bandit was waiting for days till the other player finish all the hard work.

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There are two generally accept theories for where the potatoes are:

1) It's a bloody Scottish conspiracy. Them bolks are taking all the potatoes in case global warming causes another potato famine.

2) The zombies may have a taste for human brains it's true. But their first true love is still vodka. Haven't you noticed how they run? That's also part of the reason why you can go inside most of the buildings. Those buildings are being utilized to house human slaves who make potato vodka for drinking as well as a preservative for human flesh.

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No.

If I wanted to play farmville, I'd be on facebook for it.

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If you're gonna have potatoes you have to have sausages. What better to go with your beans?

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I want to farm swans.

Funnily enough, on your side of the pond this week..

A successful restaurateur has admitted laundering more than £1.5 million of bribery money paid to a Sainsbury’s executive in return for a lucrative potato contract.

Christopher Diccon Wright, 50, is the co-owner of the The Swan restaurant, West Malling and The Swan at Shakespeare’s Globe, Bankside.

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