Two thoughts turned into one

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

1. Not that I have any interest in dogs unless they are going to be queensland heelers with a red bandana around their neck so I may run about the world posing as Mad Max in a GAZ armed with a double barrel.
   

2. As for the new implemented disease categories I could not be happier to collect every STD+ Virus run into the hospital to get purposely shot and infect every survivor that trys to enter and get antibiotics searches my body and ultimately walks out with some form of blood bourne pathogen.

Now for the kicker.. combine idea one with idea two what do you get?

A trained dog Ruffles that has rabies and is slowly losing itself. Direct Ruffles to bite assholes and infect them until he has been pushed almost over the edge. Once Ruffles is at his breaking point and no longer listening to all commands give him away to a fresh new spawn and simply imply you are logging off and it would be great if he took care of Ruffles while your gone. Ruffles Magooter will soon disobey all orders and turn on the owner tearing into him breaking the leg. Ruff out of control, the taste of blood coursing throughout will run rabid whilst in cherno until fired upon or natural death.

Rip Ruffles...Bio Warfare checked off list

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

This is, assuming that you can transfer ownership of your dog so it doesn't disappear when you log off, an awesome idea to cause havoc. :3

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

This is, assuming that you can transfer ownership of your dog so it doesn't disappear when you log off, an awesome idea to cause havoc. :3

You could cause some serious damage in a small amount of time

[mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416]

I'm going to need a hell of a lot more bear-traps.

[bigdogsco 143]

You could shit in ruffles mouth and transfer disease that way.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

That sounds fraught with danger. Especially if Ruffles is hungry and has a penchant for meatballs.

[Sutinen 635]

You need loads of antibiotics to not get yourself killed, but otherwise it's a great idea :D

[major.skrewup@gmail.com 177]

I'm still interesting in the post someone made a few weeks ago about whether or not we can put satchels on dogs,

the thought of someone joyously running up to a dog I wired to explode so happy about finding his first loyal companion and then detonating it as he tries to tame it still makes me chuckle at night, I bet that fucker wouldn't look at any other dogs the same way.

Edited December 2, 2012 by Skrewy

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I'm still interesting in the post someone made a few weeks ago about whether or not we can put satchels on dogs,

the thought of someone joyously running up to a dog I wired to explode so happy about finding his first loyal companion and then detonating it as he tries to tame it still makes me chuckle at night, I bet that fucker wouldn't look at any other dogs the same way.

Are you still on that 100 bean drive? fuck satchels I want the young survivor to develop a relationship with Ruffles playing fetch with empty cans by the railroad tracks telling him about the last female skin he saw before updates sharing his achievements, failures and future goals. Until he realizes Ruffles is no longer fetching. Ruffles is no longer looking at Jeff with sad puppy eyes. Jeff is no longer Jeff, Jeff is now skrewy looking for 100 beans and talking about satchel charges Ruffles turned on and mauled skrewy causing both loss of life and companion to a broken leg and disease..

[Cobb (DayZ) 55]

Dude, seriously, put down the Tequila bottle and the decanter of absinthe and hug your hatchet in the corner 'till it all goes away...

[BwobBwub 660]

Um wow.

On other things you say your going to collect every STD possible, does that mean your going to be a busy man ingame... If you know what i mean...

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Dude, seriously, put down the Tequila bottle and the decanter of absinthe and hug your hatchet in the corner 'till it all goes away...

Tekillya? You know me sweety when irish eyes are smiling whiskey in me right hand. I picked up me hatchet already however, I was set up by Trizzo he said I'm on bandicam have a GAZ and moves to passenger I'm like feckit im driving I roll driver seat ram it after 3 mins blow out both fronts raid for parts fix and he moves to passenger again....Not sure the outcome I just hightailed it and rammed a sign with red engine and fuel.....Flames/Smoke two dead guys one bandicam.

Um wow.

On other things you say your going to collect every STD possible, does that mean your going to be a busy man ingame... If you know what i mean...

I will divide and conquer:

Um wow.-Not as big as it looks

On other things you say your going to collect every STD possible?-Axe,Hero,Hard on,STD's issued out to my character faster than a twelve year old kid posting I got a BE ban for no reason after the last update.

does that mean your going to be a busy man ingame?-Busier than Chuck Norris on a Total Gym.

If you know what i mean?-You bet your sweet panty hose I do?

Edited December 2, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[Trizzo 632]

Tekillya? You know me sweety when irish eyes are smiling whiskey in me right hand. I picked up me hatchet already however, I was set up by Trizzo he said I'm on bandicam have a GAZ and moves to passenger I'm like feckit im driving I roll driver seat ram it after 3 mins blow out both fronts raid for parts fix and he moves to passenger again....Not sure the outcome I just hightailed it and rammed a sign with red engine and fuel.....Flames/Smoke two dead guys one bandicam

Fucking drunk->License revoked. You hadnt even started hitting the piss in big way either...don't know if you need it to concentrate or if it just makes it worse...

Edited December 2, 2012 by Trizzo

[BwobBwub 660]

On other things you say your going to collect every STD possible?-Axe,Hero,Hard on,STD's issued out to my character faster than a twelve year old kid posting I got a BE ban for no reason after the last update.

That made me laugh out loud

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Fucking drunk->License revoked. You hadnt even started hitting the piss in big way either...don't know if you need it to concentrate or if it just makes it worse...

I knew something was a mist when I saw you scoot over to passenger, I couldnt tell if your were testing the water to see if the rumors were true or you were expecting me to turn a new leaf and drive like Jason Statham in the Transporter. Either way Zelen's drive through whiskey pub was a ball of flames success

[Cobb (DayZ) 55]

Either way Zelen's drive through whiskey pub was a ball of flames success

Thank the Dear Sweet Lord it was only a gaz and not the HetSteak van that was sacrificed in a fiery ball of Jameson's flavoured conflagration! (I'd hate to waste the Bushmills on anything so mundane)

Never actually believed that old canard about "I play pool better after a couple of beers/bourbons/bundy's/bacardi's" either. Sure as hell makes for some entertaining evenings though. Perhaps it's just a matter of matching the level of sobriety with the level of difficulty. Next time try driving in reverse, third person. Apply alcohol as required.

I have dibs on not riding shotgun though.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Thank the Dear Sweet Lord it was only a gaz and not the HetSteak van that was sacrificed in a fiery ball of Jameson's flavoured conflagration! (I'd hate to waste the Bushmills on anything so mundane)

Never actually believed that old canard about "I play pool better after a couple of beers/bourbons/bundy's/bacardi's" either. Sure as hell makes for some entertaining evenings though. Perhaps it's just a matter of matching the level of sobriety with the level of difficulty. Next time try driving in reverse, third person. Apply alcohol as required.

I have dibs on not riding shotgun though.

Once the line has been crossed I trust Jamseon to take the wheel. My rule of thumb might be the default that I presume the slender man is everywhere so I attempt to drive top speed through every location that has a tree within my line of sight. The death metal blarring through my headset removes all sound of fire and explosions and turns it into an active music video for me as I convince myself my hero feels no pain.

[Cobb (DayZ) 55]

Thus Spake Steak and Potatoes.

The sheer brilliance of Poetry 'n Motion inspired by grain alcohol and 3D rendering. :thumbsup:

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Thus Spake Steak and Potatoes.

The sheer brilliance of Poetry 'n Motion inspired by grain alcohol and 3D rendering. :thumbsup:

Hide yo Kids Hide yo wife and hide your husbands

Edited December 3, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes